# Boarding Group One Waits Through Absurd Airline Announcements - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2108377256426967523 - Source account: [@its_The_Dr](https://x.com/its_The_Dr) - Source language: English - Duration: 2:52 - Published: 2026-11-05 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements) Excuse me, boarding group one. I'm in boarding group one. [0:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=2) Excuse me, I'm in boarding group one And we would like to begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=9) First class passengers only, please. [0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=15) Next, our business class passengers may now board. [0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=20) Damn. Okay, now we would like to welcome our Regal Alliance elite members. [0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=25) Regal Alliance elite members. Okay, now all passengers with children. [0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=30) Okay. Anyone with small children, you may board now. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=36) Okay, we would like to continue boarding with uniformed military personnel. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=40) What? Why could... This is... Thank you for your service. [0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=43) Thank you so much for your service. God bless you. [0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=46) Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. [0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=49) All right, people in wheelchairs. This guy's got it all. [0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=53) Any priests, nuns, rabbis, imams. What? Why do they get special treatment? [0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=59) As-salamu alaykum. I've never- That's typical Any old people in wheelchairs with babies. [1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=69) Any old religious people with military babies. [1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=72) What's a military? [1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=77) Thank you for your service. [1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=81) Jason Schwartzman. [1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=91) Anyone with a blue suitcase, you may now board. [1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=94) Finally. Nope, not you, sir. Not me? This is a blue suitcase. [1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=98) That's a blue computer bag. So you're not, you're not gonna let me on then? [1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=109) Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. [1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=113) Goddamn it! Anyone who doesn't seem cranky. [2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=122) Drunk people. We will now be boarding any drunk people. [2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=127) Drunk people can board. [2:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=132) All right, it's... Nope, it's my bag. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=145) Ooh. Hello? Oh, hey, Christian. Yeah. Totally. [2:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=153) Well, you have your favorites, and I have my favorites. [2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=156) Okay. Call you later. Ciao, ciao. [2:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/VU4tCePlnvBH/en/boarding-group-one-waits-through-absurd-airline-announcements?t=166) Boarding group one.