# Шутка о расследовании коррупции и деньгах в тумбочке

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2120880729466835286
- Source account: [@NatalkaKyiv](https://x.com/NatalkaKyiv)
- Source language: Russian
- Duration: 1:40
- Published: 2026-11-12
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5) Знаете, есть очень старая шутка на этот счет.

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=3) And we've got an ancient joke in this respect.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=6) Она не имеет пространственного, значит, никакой привязки пространственной.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=13) Well, it is not related to any territory.

[0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=17) Но с учетом особенностей сегодняшнего дня я скажу так: допустим, какого-то жулика, который построил какие-то коттеджи под Киевом, пригласили следственные органы в то же НАБУ.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=31) Like, for example, just imagine, uh, there's a, a, a con artist, a swindler who illegitimately built some, some houses, cottages in the Kyiv region, and all of a sudden he's summoned to, well, to the investigative bodies, like the Ukrainian, uh, Security Agency.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=54) Его спрашивают: "Где взял деньги?" And he's inquired, "Where have you obtained the money for that?"

[1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=62) Он отвечает: "В тумбочке". Well, and he respa-- he responds, "Well, in, in, uh, in my bedroom, in a case."

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=70) Да, хорошо. А кто положил деньги в тумбочку?

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=72) And who put, uh, and who put the money in, in that, in that case?

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=78) Жена. "My, my wife." А откуда взяла жена?

[1:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=82) And where does she have the money from? Я ей дал.

[1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=86) "I gave it to her." А ты откуда взял? And where have you got it from?

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=91) Из тумбочки. Out of that, uh, out of that case or closet in the bedroom.

[1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/YC5d3oHoieZF/ru/%D1%88%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C%D0%B3%D0%B0%D1%85-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D1%83%D0%BC%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B5?t=98) Круг замкнулся.