# इस्लाम, चार पत्नियों और घरेलू हिंसा पर व्यंग्य

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119947264580006290
- Source account: [@KreatelyMedia](https://x.com/KreatelyMedia)
- Source language: Hindi
- Duration: 2:05
- Published: 2026-11-10
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF) मैं ना JNU से हूँ और मेरा Muslims के बारे में कुछ सोचना है But मेरे अकेले का सोचना है।

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=8) ठीक है, हमारा कोई group नहीं है।

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=16) मुझे यार बहुत ही feminist religion लगता है Islam.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=20) आप देखो एक हिंदू बहू के पीटने का chance है 1/2।

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=25) पिटेगी, नहीं पिटेगी।

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=36) But सिर्फ, सिर्फ एक मुस्लिम बहू के पीटने की probability हो सकती है 1/4, 1/4, 1/4, 1/4।

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=48) कितना अच्छा है पति रोज भी किसी को मार रहा है तो बीवी का number चार दिन में आ रहा है।

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=54) तीन दिन का rest तो मिल रहा है। Thursday को कम नमक डालूंगी Friday, Saturday, Sunday chill.

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=61) बहुत easy है पता है पति का time waste करना।

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=64) जैसे ही चिल्लाए, “किसने बनाया ये घटिया खाना?”

[1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=66) चारो एक साथ kitchen से बाहर आओ। उसे बता दो, “मैंने बनाया है, आ जाओ भिड़ ले।”

[1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=77) फिर बुर्खा नीचे करके mix हो जाओ।

[1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=93) और confuse करना है उसकी mummy का बुर्खा नीचे करके बीच में ले आओ।

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=101) मुझे लगता है aunty खुद ही शांत करा देंगी।

[1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=103) गंदी बात है ना! ऐसे नहीं लड़ते भाई बहन।

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/adv80S8V6MdR/hi/%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-%E0%A4%9A%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%82-%E0%A4%94%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%98%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%82-%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%AF?t=113) चलो किसी दो भैया को।