# Comedian Jokes About Soccer, ICE and a Mexican Audience Member

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117619156627656934
- Source account: [@Reesesyxl](https://x.com/Reesesyxl)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:58
- Published: 2026-11-05
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member) You have an accent. I'm not American. Yeah.

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=7) You're from Mexico? Wonderful. So ICE is on... No, I'm kidding.

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=16) You're talking about gay football, the World Cup?

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=21) Uh, what's the last one tomorrow? And then Amer- we can stop pretending anyone cares about soccer in this country.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=31) Show me an American who says they care about soccer, and I'll show you a liar.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=37) You what? Even better, I live in Montreal, in Canada.

[0:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=39) You live in Canada. You've named so many gay things in four minutes.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=45) Are you a refugee, or you're like, you're hoping to leave, like- Are you, like, the supportive boyfriend that's here tonight?

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=51) Or- Are you... No. Did you come knowing what this was tonight?

[0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=57) Yes. Yes? Ah, bienvenidos. Oh.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=64) Oh. I will call ICE after I leave.

[1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=71) I know that ICE is just for the borders.

[1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=73) The more you do this, the more I wanna finish the bit by calling ICE.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=80) I'm just joking.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=88) Oh, you can take videos, you film it. That's right.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=91) I like your politics, but you're talking a lot, so I still might support you.

[1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=97) I encourage, like, mild participation in this.

[1:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=100) You know? But at some point, you're like becoming...

[1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=102) I'm gonna have to pay you for featuring on my show.

[1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=104) You know what I mean? Like, that's gonna be a tax issue for us later, but it's not a lot, 'cause we'll support you.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/d3ij38clg7U0/en/comedian-jokes-about-soccer-ice-and-a-mexican-audience-member?t=113) You're a lot of fun. Mostly.