# Нет бензина в Москве: закрытые заправки и клубника по тысяче рублей

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2069661789030088950
- Source account: [@Heroiam_Slava](https://x.com/Heroiam_Slava)
- Source language: Russian
- Duration: 0:53
- Published: 2026-06-24
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9) В Москве нет бензина. Бензина нет в Москве.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=8) Слушайте, это даже звучит как какой-то сюрреализм просто.

[0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=14) Я вот сейчас объехала несколько заправок.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=18) Ну, блядь, но они реально закрыты, к колонкам нельзя подъехать.

[0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=22) Потому что бензина нет. Как это вообще возможно?

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=29) Да что мне делать? Вот у меня осталось бензина доехать до одного места и все.

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=34) Я там встану. Радостно.

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=40) Не, ну это уже какой-то перебор, честное слово.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=42) Блядь, клубника по тысяче рублей килограмм.

[0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/fnfBES5QzEy8/ru/%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%BE-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=47) Бензина нет. Что за пиздец вообще? Я не знаю.