# Satire: Trump Supporters Explain the Blue Wave as a Secret Plan

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118398889124343930
- Source account: [@WearForbidden](https://x.com/WearForbidden)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:00
- Published: 2026-11-05
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan) A blue freaking wave. Can you believe it?

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=3) I can't. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=6) Listen, dude, everyone's saying, "Oh, we lost the midterms because Trump started the Iran war."

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=12) Bullshit. We lost the midterms because of Tucker, Candace, Fuentes, Alex Jones. Should I go on?

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=19) No, please don't. I can't take it. All they did was complain.

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=24) We didn't vote for this. Neither did I. You don't hear me complaining.

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=30) I actually supported the war before Trump even started it.

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=34) Same. I just didn't know which country yet.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=38) Wait a minute. What if he wanted to lose? What?

[0:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=41) Five-dimensional chess, dude. What's the most dangerous kind of man? An Iranian.

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=46) A man with nothing left to lose. He had the House, the Senate, the voters' trust.

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=52) All that shit was holding him back. Holy shit.

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=55) Like a Jedi, let go of everything you're afraid to lose.

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=60) Yep, dude. That's why he kept doing things everybody hated.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=65) He couldn't risk getting popular. And we were out there knocking on doors, trying to save his majority.

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=72) Mm. He probably saw that and thought, "These idiots have no idea what I'm doing."

[1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=81) We don't. We never do. That's how you know it's working.

[1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=86) So the blue wave was part of the plan? Every single seat.

[1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=90) Then those four assholes helped him. Without even knowing it.

[1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=94) Genius. He even tricked us into being mad.

[1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=97) Trust the plan!

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=101) Send me to Iran, baby.

[1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=105) By the way, dude, you kept saying midtimes.

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=108) These are mid times. The good times start when the plan's finished.

[1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/glzu8YkNYnp5/en/satire-trump-supporters-explain-the-blue-wave-as-a-secret-plan?t=117) The fifth dimension.