# Trump and Elon Musk Become Neighbors in Wi-Fi Comedy Skit

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2069931380272775414
- Source account: [@BabyNetworkNews](https://x.com/BabyNetworkNews)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:22
- Published: 2026-06-25
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit) Donald, why is there construction next door at midnight?

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=4) I don't know. Nobody builds near Mar-a-Lago without my permission.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=8) I own the skyline, Melania. Legally and emotionally.

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=15) Is that... Hey, neighbors. I bought the lot next door.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=18) 45 million straight cash. We're gonna be neighbors, Donald.

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=21) I already ran fiber-optic cable under your driveway. You're welcome.

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=24) You bought the house next to me? There are a thousand lots in Florida. You picked the one next to the president?

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=29) Proximity to power increases productivity. I read a study.

[0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=33) Also, I need to borrow your Wi-Fi until Thursday.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=35) My Starlink dish is backordered, which is embarrassing because I own Starlink.

[0:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=39) He's not borrowing our Wi-Fi. He's absolutely not borrowing our Wi-Fi.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=44) The password is classified. Only three people know it.

[0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=47) Me, Melania, and somehow Biden. I already know the password, Donald. It's TrumpIsTallerThanObama.

[0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=53) I'll help you pick a stronger one. How does he know that? How does he know that?

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=56) I'm moving back to New York. Barron, pack your bags.

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=61) You have 48 hours to build your own Wi-Fi.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=64) After that, I'm building the wall between us. A real one.

[1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=67) Concrete. 30 feet. No windows. I'll make you pay for it.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=70) Can it have solar panels? I'll design them. It'll be efficient.

[1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=73) They'll increase your property value. He's gonna increase my property value, and I hate that. I can't even argue with it.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/jOZpyJzAFIg1/en/trump-and-elon-musk-become-neighbors-in-wi-fi-comedy-skit?t=80) Good night, America.