# Harry Potter Parody: Malfoy Steals Harry's Scarf and Sparks a Romance - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2113277729067962821 - Source account: [@Drifler7](https://x.com/Drifler7) - Source language: English - Duration: 3:52 - Published: 2026-11-04 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance ## Transcript [0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=3) Gryffindor password. B- b- babbling brook. [0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=13) Obliviate. [0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=17) Ron, can you help me out? I can't find my scarf anywhere. [0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=22) I've been wearing it all week, now suddenly it's just gone. [0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=37) Malfoy, I know you took my scarf. Give it back. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=40) No idea what you're talking about, Potter. [0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=42) Cut the act. Nearly Headless Nick saw you exiting our house. [0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=45) Oops. Stupid ghosts. How'd you do it anyway? [0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=49) Oh, I just threatened some first year. That's really not okay. [0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=54) Oh, no, don't worry. I wiped his memory afterwards. [0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=56) Okay, but that's worse. You get how that's worse, right? [0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=59) Give me some credit, Potter. I did a good job. [1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=64) I even erased some traumatic memories from his past while I was in there. [1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=69) What in Merlin's beard are you even talking about? [1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=71) I'm not joking, Potter. Kid's got more confidence already. [1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=75) See for yourself. They see me rollin'. They hatin'. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=80) Patrollin' and trying to catch me ridin' dirty. [1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=83) Wait, this conversation is going nowhere. Why'd you take my scarf? [1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=86) I don't know. Well, give it back. I need it. [1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=88) So do I. What for? It helps me sleep. Whoa, like, because it has my scent? [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=97) Now that you said that we're through. Wait, Dracy, look. [1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=99) Did you mean that? Do you have feelings for me? [1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=102) Is all I'm thinking straight. I don't know, Potter My head spinning around. I can't see clear no more. [1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=113) Well, I know of a way to find out for sure What are you waiting for? [1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=119) Love me like you do, lo- lo- love me like you do. Like you do. Love me like you do, lo- lo- love me like you do. [2:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=129) Touch me like you do, to- to- touch me like you do. [2:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=136) What are you waiting for? [2:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=154) I could stay awake just to hear you breathing. [2:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=162) Get up, Harry. I wanna get breakfast. Back off, Weasley. Potter will get up when I say he can. [2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=168) What? You're here again. I didn't even see you when I got up, 'cause the covers were pulled all the way up. Why doesn't Harry ever spend the night at your dorms? [2:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=177) Don't be daft, Weasley. Boys can't enter girls' dorms in Hogwarts. [3:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=182) Yeah, Ron. Besides, she's so quiet you've never even heard her sneak in. [3:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=186) Well, actually, babe, I cast the Muffliato charm on them whenever I come in. [3:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=191) That's why my ears are ringing? You're gonna give me hearing damage. [3:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=195) That's it, I'm telling Dumbledore. [3:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=201) Yeah, good plan, Ron. Go tell Dumbledore. [3:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=210) Speaking of Dumbledore, that guy has been posting some disgusting fan fiction online lately. [3:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=214) Yeah. He's been having a rough time ever since Dobby got that restraining order I just wanna stay with you Keep petting my hair Forever, forever and ever. [3:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/mdClfgProZCn/en/harry-potter-parody-malfoy-steals-harry-s-scarf-and-sparks-a-romance?t=227) I don't wanna close my eyes