# Action Movie Cops Compete to Catch Goons for a Raise

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119987612198859193
- Source account: [@WorldOfSwapShop](https://x.com/WorldOfSwapShop)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:56
- Published: 2026-11-10
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise

## Transcript

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=3) Harry, you're not coming? Shut up, punk.

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=10) Yo, Jack, your ex-wife called. She wants a new boyfriend.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=12) In your dreams, Axel. You got that guy's number I asked you?

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=16) That damn pizza destroyed my stomach. Be right back.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=19) Max. You have balls coming in here, you know that?

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=25) Move on, pal. Come on, man, let's go. What's up? Nice hair.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=31) I told you they sell those badges like candies, man. I know.

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=34) We should blow them all. Blow up, all right? Blow up.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=36) There's a big difference. Whatever. Passenger 57, what's up, my man?

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=40) Good, brother. Where's Mike? Screw Mike, man. I'm here. I saw you on the news.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=44) Great job on the plane. Thank you, Huxley. Listen, kid, that thing you do with the time thing, you gotta show me once.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=50) Sorry, Vincent, not my call, man. You gotta ask the boss. Yeah, I know. Screw the boss.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=54) Listen, you owe me, huh? I see what I can do. Good kid.

[0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=58) We have to do this, Roger. This is our chance, man. I don't know, Riggs.

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=61) This is getting too much, man. I don't see you at the gym, guys. He's right, Roger.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=64) You should go to the gym.

[1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=68) Why is there no toilet paper in this goddamn hole?

[1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=71) Language, John Spartan.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=75) Okay, everybody shut up and listen. We got a new stupid thing going on.

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=78) Whoever catches the most goons within a week will get a raise.

[1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=81) Just give me a raise, Captain. I said shut up, Riggs.

[1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=84) Yo, Captain, not all goons are the same, man. I know. Shut up.

[1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=86) There are three types of goons: bronze goon, silver goon, and gold goon.

[1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=90) Who came up with that shit? Who is what, Captain?

[1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=93) Yeah, how do we know if an asshole is a silver or a gold goon?

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=96) Yeah, I know. Shut up. Gold goons are like an end boss.

[1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=98) Hans was a gold goon, all right? One gold goon equals 10 silver goons or 30 bronze goons.

[1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=103) Hey, Captain, this tin can is playing, too.

[1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=105) That's not fair, man. Shut up. Quit if you want.

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=108) He works for free anyway. He doesn't need a raise, man. You're right, that's stupid. Murphy, you're out.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/pHUvWreTGrzo/en/action-movie-cops-compete-to-catch-goons-for-a-raise?t=113) Go get some coffee.
