# Pear Seller Blocks Car and Agrees to Move After Driver Buys His Fruit - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118150979917091238 - Source account: [@OvO10072327](https://x.com/OvO10072327) - Source language: Chinese (China) - Target language: English - Duration: 3:59 - Published: 2026-11-05 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit - Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/zh-cn/%E5%8D%96%E6%A2%A8%E6%91%8A%E4%B8%BB%E5%A0%B5%E4%BD%8F%E8%BD%A6%E8%BE%86%E6%8B%92%E7%BB%9D%E6%8C%AA%E8%BD%A6-%E8%BD%A6%E4%B8%BB%E4%B9%B0%E4%B8%8B%E5%85%A8%E9%83%A8%E6%A2%A8%E5%90%8E%E5%8C%96%E8%A7%A3%E4%BA%89%E6%89%A7.md ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit) I'm going to the toy store. I can park here, right? [0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=4) You can't park here. I park here all the time. Ah. [0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=6) You've blocked my car. I need to get out. [0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=8) Get out— this isn't a parking spot. Can you pull out? I need to get out. [0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=12) I park here every day. You're parked here, blocking my car. Why are you parking here? [0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=16) Blocking your car? Blocking you? This isn't a parking spot. Fine, then I'll… [0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=19) Let's call the traffic police and have them check if this is a parking spot. [0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=22) Move it for a bit. I already parked over there, didn't I? Just move it for a bit. [0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=24) I… move it out, move it out of the way, so it's not blocking the middle. [0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=28) What's the point of being so aggressive here? [0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=29) I'm being aggressive? I… I sell fruit. I'm really aggressive, I am. [0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=33) What? How am I being aggressive? Are you being a little unreasonable? A little… Did you eat gunpowder? [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=36) What gunpowder did I eat? You're the one who's angry. [0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=38) Let's call the traffic police. I know I can't park there, but I need to get out somehow. [0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=42) How am I supposed to get out when you're blocking me? [0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=43) Get out somehow? I don't care about you. I… you… this… park… [0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=46) I've been parked here so long, and nobody's come out of the parking lot. [0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=48) You've been parked a long time. I've been parked here for ages, you know. [0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=51) You parked here this morning, right? Ah. [0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=53) You can't park here. It's a no- parking zone. [0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=54) You can't park here either. Let's call the traffic police. [0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=57) Let's hear what they have to say. I've been parked here for a month. [1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=60) You're in the way. Are you moving or not? I'm not moving. [1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=62) What? You definitely aren't moving. I'm not moving. [1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=65) What are you doing with that knife? Huh? [1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=66) What do you mean, me holding a knife? You want to hit me? [1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=68) Why would I hit you? You— you've been selling for ages. [1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=70) Me, I'm old already. What do you want from me? [1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=72) What do you mean, what do I want? How much are these apples? [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=74) Can't you see? Your eyesight's no good. These are pears. [1:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=76) How much are these? They're pears. Pears. Oh. How much are they? [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=80) Two-fifty. You—you—you took a bite out of my pear. Why? [1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=85) Two-fifty? Oh. Sure, they were picked today, but you're selling them this expensive? [1:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=89) I don't care. You— you took a bite out of it. [1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=91) They're still two- fifty, all of them. What? The guy with the car sells them for five yuan per kilo. Oh. [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=97) You're selling them so expensive. How can you charge that much? [1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=99) Then I'll—I'll sell them cheaper. I'll charge three. [1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=102) What? Three? In your dreams! You have to buy it now. You bit it, so you have to buy it. [1:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=106) Fine, I'll take them all. Is that okay? Fine, I'll take them. Move your car, and I'll drive the whole lot away, okay? [1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=110) Huh? That works, then. I was just letting you set up shop there first, that's all. [1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=113) I—I—I just want to sell things. Go ahead and sell your things. I never said you couldn't sell them, but you're blocking my car. [1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=117) Move it. Are you moving or not? I bought them for you. Are you moving or not? Move. Then I'll move it. [2:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=121) No, I'm not buying. Are you moving or not? [2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=122) If you don't buy, I'm not moving. Damn, you're quite the businessperson. [2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=125) That's right. Good for you. Oh. Does this count? Does it cost money? No. [2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=130) Put all of it in the bag for me. Oh. There’s something wrong with your pears. What’s wrong with mine? [2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=135) Try one yourself. You should taste one. I’m not eating any. I don’t need to, I don’t need to. [2:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=139) Take a bite and try it. I don’t need to. Take a bite and try it, and see if there’s anything wrong. Nothing’s wrong, I— I’m telling you, I have a few complaints about your pears. Oh, go ahead. [2:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=148) Where are the pears from? They’re from Shaba. [2:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=152) They’re too sweet. Weigh them, pack them up, and put them into three bags for me. [2:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=155) Pack them up, and I’ll take a little off the price. Three yuan for me. [2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=158) I don’t care about your uncle’s money. You’re supposed to give your uncle the money. [2:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=160) Oh, I won’t budge on the three yuan. That’ll do. Oh. [2:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=162) You think this is an easy way to make money? Is it okay? Yes. [2:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=165) You’ve blocked my car. I can’t get out, and I’m so anxious, you know? Oh. [2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=168) Weigh some, okay? Fine. In a little while… How many jin do you have here? Don’t just stop weighing. [2:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=173) Five, fifty yuan. Three bags, okay? [2:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=178) Oh. All done. Hurry up and move it. Hurry, hurry up and move it. [3:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=180) Oh. I’m just selling stuff. I want to sell things, I— You’re selling things, but you can’t block my car, can you? [3:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=186) Then I… then I’m here now, right here, You— you’re here now, with your head right here. [3:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=189) How am I blocking traffic outside? I’ll go to the toy… that bureau chief. [3:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=191) You blocked my car, and you say— Then I won’t—let’s just forget about that. [3:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=193) Then let’s call the traffic police. You’re— I’ve sold all the pears I had for you. [3:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=195) Why are you still calling the traffic police? [3:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=197) Aren’t you the kind of person who’d rather avoid trouble, and would rather have no trouble at all? Oh. [3:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=199) Come on, move it. Hurry up and go, hurry up and go. I need to move my car. Oh. [3:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=202) Twenty-five jin altogether. Twenty-five jin. I’ll give you a better price. [3:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=205) Three yuan a jin, that’s 75 yuan. But didn’t you just say 50 yuan? Is that enough? [3:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=209) Enough, enough. I’ll calculate it for you… it comes to 50 yuan. [3:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=211) You move your car, and I’ll drive mine away, okay? [3:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=213) Hey, sure, sure, sure. Could you be less fierce next time? Cut me some slack. [3:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=218) Okay, okay, okay. You know how to read the situation. [3:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=222) Okay. You know how to read the situation. [3:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=223) Of course. Okay. You know, right? Okay. Next time I’ll haul you in. Cut me some slack, okay? [3:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=227) Okay. I’m showing respect. All right, all right. [3:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=228) Okay? Okay, thank you, thank you. Move your car. I’m off, okay? Okay, okay, okay. [3:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=233) I didn’t shortchange you, did I? No, no, you didn’t. [3:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/paqixBLGQDkh/en/pear-seller-blocks-car-and-agrees-to-move-after-driver-buys-his-fruit?t=234) All right, all right, I’m off. Okay. Here, help me bring that over a bit. Okay.