# The Beatles Meet Dracula at a Wax Museum and Sing Misery - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2116543474375753965 - Source account: [@peterlanee](https://x.com/peterlanee) - Source language: English - Duration: 5:29 - Published: 2026-10-31 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery ## Transcript [0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=18) Only way to navigate in a fog, right, Paul? [0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=22) Aye, aye, sir. Gee, we're four proper cuckoos, we are, to be out on a night like this. [0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=29) Don't you want to see what you look like in the wax museum? [0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=32) Extra, extra! Dracula strikes again. Police search Piccadilly for new vampire. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=40) Why, that's r- right here. [0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=45) Chamber of Horrors, all the most horrible murderers of history. Well, let's see if there's anybody we know. [0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=57) Hey, look at this, the original Count Dracula, dreaded vampire who terrorized London for 100 years. [1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=64) I wonder if he's any relative of the vampire that's spooking London right now. [1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=68) A kissing cousin, maybe. [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=74) Come on, John. Let's get over to our own exhibit and see some real monsters, huh? [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=80) It's amazing. I feel like I'm looking in the mirror. [1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=83) I believe I could fool my own mother. John? [1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=87) I was thinking exactly the same thing. [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=97) Amazing, ain't it? You'd swear that Ringo and George was alive. [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=101) But whatever happened to Paul and John? They look like death warmed over. [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=107) Probably used the cheaper wax. [1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=113) Paul, John. [1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=119) It's locked. I'm afraid the place is closed. [2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=122) What'll we do now? A cat couldn't find its way in this darkness. [2:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=129) I'll get you a light. Where did you come from? [2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=133) Never mind that now. If you give me a minute, I'll have this place lit up like Buckingham Palace. [2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=142) You should've used me. George was never very bright. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=145) Come on. [2:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=150) Yawn. It's your... It's room time. [2:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=162) Uh, u, u, u, uh, John. Ha. The world is treating me bad. [2:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=167) Misery. [2:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=174) Here comes a guy like me who never used to cry. [2:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=178) The world is treating me bad, misery. I've lost her now for sure. [3:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=189) I won't see her no more. [3:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=194) It's my bad dream track, misery. I remember all the little things we've done. [3:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=207) Can't she see she'll always be the only one, only one? [3:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=214) Send her back to me. 'Cause everyone can see, without her I will be in misery. [3:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=227) Much obliged. I remember all the little things we've done. [3:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=236) She'll remember and she'll miss her only one love. [4:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=243) Hurry, I've got an idea. I can't stand it. [4:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=248) There's no other way. Such a shame. I was so beautiful. [4:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=256) Send her back to me. 'Cause everyone can see, without her I will be in misery. Oh, in misery. Ooh, my misery. La, la, la, la, la, la, misery. [4:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=279) Oh no, oh. Quick, here he comes. [4:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=288) Oh, oh. Well, just one of those days. [4:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=294) Bravest thing I've ever heard of. It'll cost me $5,000, though. [4:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=298) Why? To replace those wax statues of you chaps. [5:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=302) $5,000 to replace our statues? Come on, lads. [5:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/tDH4NnJDhvBI/en/the-beatles-meet-dracula-at-a-wax-museum-and-sing-misery?t=306) Where are you going? Back to the exhibition. For $5,000, we'll stand there ourselves.