# Cop Interviews New Partners in a Comedy Audition

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2115887590410723420
- Source account: [@arielyomer](https://x.com/arielyomer)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:22
- Published: 2026-10-30
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition

## Transcript

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=3) Riggs! I'm too old for this shit.

[0:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=11) You're gonna have to find yourself a new partner.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=13) Great. I can't wait. Someone told me you're looking for a new partner.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=18) Who? Who. Who. What are you, a fucking owl?

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=25) Next. Any questions? How much? Same as everybody.

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=32) Nice meeting you, man. Sit down. How much?

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=37) Next. So fresh out of the academy. What makes you think you're ready for the big leagues?

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=51) Next. Says here you took on a whole gang without backup.

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=56) They had backup. I'm talking about you. I know.

[1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=63) So where do you see yourself in the future?

[1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=67) Say, that's a nice jacket. Next. I need somebody who can blend in.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=75) I blend in.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=80) Where? You gonna take that thing off? I'd like to see who I'm talking to.

[1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=86) Helmet stays on.

[1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=92) All right, all right. You'd have to cut your hair.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=96) You got a haircut policy? We do now. You first.

[1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=103) Next.

[1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=109) Next. How do you handle stress? Vodka. We have a department psychologist.

[1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=117) He have vodka? Max Rockatan- Rockatans- Rocka- So tell me about yourself.

[2:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/uG1fhcv39bzq/en/cop-interviews-new-partners-in-a-comedy-audition?t=138) I'm too old for this shit.