# Beards, Facial Hair Removal, and Masculinity Debate

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2121649262048022624
- Source account: [@qubasexd](https://x.com/qubasexd)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:16
- Published: 2026-11-15
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate) You know what I mean? No, I do. I just, I just never went to the extent...

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=3) What is up with the... Did you really do the facial hair removal thing?

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=7) Yeah. Why? Because what am I gonna sit there and shave every day?

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=12) It's like a fucking, you know, pain in the ass. Do you know why men grow beards?

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=15) Do you even know why? Because their jaws are recessed and they're subhuman.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=18) That's just $10. No. That's not- Gypsy is Black. That's not why.

[0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=23) Men grow beards because it's part of, like, the warrior pride.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=27) Like, it's supposed to protect your face in battle.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=29) It's one of the things that we like- Protect your face from a woman seeing your true physiognomy, that you're a recessed subhuman.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=35) No. There are people, like, like for instance, like- Jaws law.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=38) There's, like, people like that Azulay piece of shit that I beat up that, you know, I mean, doesn't have a jawline.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=44) Mm-hmm. That's a fair point. But- But a lot of them do that.

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=46) They're, they're beard fishing. They shave the beard and they look like complete shit.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=50) Oh, no. I, I understand that. Under- I mean, I get it, but you don't have that problem.

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=55) Exactly. So why would I have a beard? You don't need the beard, but I'm saying- Correct, correct ... but I'm saying that by you removing the beard, it's kind of like taking away your masculinity.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=65) Cope. Co- complete cope. How is that cope? Because if you have a- Monica's just pissed and mad at her.

[1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=68) If you have a strong face, you don't need the beard.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/v0BXtUjJRTW2/en/beards-facial-hair-removal-and-masculinity-debate?t=70) Since Lillian wants to have all witnesses- Like, I have a dysmorphic face ... let her tell Gypsy that she cheated on Clav with a Black man.