# The Immortal Man Who Outlived Earth and Humanity - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119350812770222157 - Source account: [@QueenS94927](https://x.com/QueenS94927) - Source language: Chinese (China) - Target language: English - Duration: 4:36 - Published: 2026-11-08 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity - Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/zh-cn/%E9%95%BF%E7%94%9F%E4%B8%8D%E8%80%81%E7%9A%84%E9%98%BF%E5%BC%BA-%E4%BB%8E%E4%BA%BA%E7%B1%BB%E8%BF%9C%E8%88%AA%E5%88%B0%E5%AE%87%E5%AE%99%E6%BC%82%E6%B5%81.md ## Transcript [0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=5) It's fine. I'm A Qiang. I can't die, and I don't age or even get diarrhea. [0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=10) Over two thousand years ago, they stabbed me full of holes. I was fine. [0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=16) Later, while traveling in Europe, the locals roasted me over a fire. I was fine. [0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=21) This one's done. Demon! Over the years, the people around me have come and gone, one after another. [0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=28) Every time it was over, I was the only one left. [0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=32) But every time someone called me Dad… Dad, come look at this. Shadow Step. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=36) I felt again that living a long time wasn't so bad. Shadow Step. [0:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=41) Dad, do it again. The risk of nuclear war is escalating. The Long Voyage plan is underway. [0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=46) A giant spaceship will be built to carry some of the population off Earth. [0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=57) Dad. It's fine. I don't dare to die anyway. You go ahead. [1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=63) This is what I eat. Come back for me when you can. [1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=67) Okay. Don't keep me waiting too long. Take good care of your mom. [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=74) They may have misunderstood the future a little. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=80) After humanity left, Earth had new masters: octopuses. [1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=92) Later, I became a sacred living fossil in their eyes. [1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=105) What happened next was even more absurd. [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=107) One of my shoes sparked a world war. [1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=114) Isn't there still one more? [2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=125) See? Carbon-based life forms all have the same nasty habits. [2:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=131) Later still, the Sun kept expanding and was about to swallow Earth. [2:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=140) This time, even Earth was going to leave first. [2:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=151) Just when I had nothing left to hope for, [2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=158) a glimmer of hope appeared again. [3:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=183) Earth is no longer open for business… Alien friends, go back where you came from. [3:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=195) You… what are you doing? [3:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=212) You’re not aliens. [3:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=218) The 84th Deep-Space Expeditionary Human Corps salutes you. [3:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=223) Great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, we’ve come to bring you home. [3:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=233) Though we left out a lot of “greats,” seeing what we’ve evolved into there’s no point quibbling over it. [4:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=242) As long as the genes carried on, that’s enough. [4:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/vWaMx9GsvbGG/en/the-immortal-man-who-outlived-earth-and-humanity?t=245) Later on, I outlived all my descendants, and just drifted and drifted and drifted, with no idea when it would finally end.