# Fish fillets, chicken and jokes in the kitchen - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2116258412107649327 - Source account: [@mullersita29](https://x.com/mullersita29) - Source language: Spanish - Target language: English - Duration: 4:01 - Published: 2026-10-30 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen - Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/es/filete-de-pescado-pollo-y-bromas-en-la-cocina.md ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen) What? I want a little fish fillet. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=9) Don't do it. You're not my boyfriend. Enough, guys. [0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=13) My love. It's food, not love. That's why. [0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=17) I've already ground it up. Whatever you want to eat. [0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=19) I've already ground it up. Yes, my love, but— What's wrong with it? [0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=25) Well, do you want to come see me? What's that supposed to…? I mean, are you telling me to make you a fish fillet? [0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=33) Well, no, we've already started a new beginning. [0:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=39) You're crazy, I mean. Come on, it was a joke. [0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=43) That's why— I already put it out to thaw and everything. [0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=46) One, two, of this one here. Look. In the water. They're chicken breasts too. [0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=50) Is this one cold? Well, there's a container there. Oh, look, no, it has its color here. [0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=56) Is this chicken breast? Or… But if this fish… But this is fish. [1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=61) No, Dad, for the chicken. Oh, okay. The fish is mine. [1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=65) Okay. Look, the fish. Make yourself about three— Fish. [1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=69) And this one… it still hasn't thawed. No, not yet. [1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=77) It's already being breaded. I mean, I'll take one more out of here so there'll be eight. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=80) You're not my boyfriend. Or two more because— Oh, okay, then not even as friends. [1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=86) We fillet it, remove the tendon, cut it into strips and toss them in. [1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=90) That sucks, because I'll still be there for you. And, and a little chamoy pickup. [1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=96) Mhm. [1:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=100) You told me, "You were messing around all night at Betty's." [1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=104) Betty doesn't exist. There's a Betty on the block, but no, man, come on. [1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=114) She's ugly. In fact, once she fell and, and my uncle René got to a cantina that's there on the block and said, "Hey, Betty fell." "And why didn't you pick her up?" "Oh, it's just that I had her, but I started laughing and dropped her again. [2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=133) I, I took her back to Mrs. Betty." There you go, look, I already breaded it. [2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=142) All that's left is for you to take it out of there. [2:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=144) Have you seen the ca— The box is in the storeroom too? [2:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=150) No. Since I was a baby. Clumsy. Who left the cakes over there? [2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=158) I already washed the dishes. I don't know. [2:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=162) Hey, did you check the ducks and everything? [2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=168) Of course, they belonged to everyone. I mean... [2:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=171) At your service. Everything? But it's that there isn't... [3:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=200) Look. Oh, they're so pretty. You love them, don't you? [3:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=214) Did you get a letter? I want to see. They always send you stuff— Bullshit. [3:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=219) Really cool. Shall we go? Look. It's tiny. [3:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wLOEJB5M9mNw/en/fish-fillets-chicken-and-jokes-in-the-kitchen?t=225) Suitcases full of little knickknacks. That one has little knickknacks.