# A Trip to the Bakery Turns into Paranoia

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2116545720035475900
- Source account: [@Mamba_Ogaka](https://x.com/Mamba_Ogaka)
- Source language: French
- Target language: English
- Duration: 2:07
- Published: 2026-11-01
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/fr/une-course-%C3%A0-la-boulangerie-tourne-%C3%A0-la-parano%C3%AFa.md

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=1) I'm going to get some bread. Be careful, okay?

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=4) You bet I'll be careful. With all those Islamists roaming the streets.

[0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=9) Come on, stay strong. Breathe. Okay, I'm going down to the bakery, buying my baguette and coming back up. Everything will be fine.

[0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=23) Fascists are a minority. Fascists are a minority.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=27) Fascists are a minority. Okay, everything's fine, you'll buy your bread and tell yourself there aren't just anti-Semites. There aren't just anti-Semites.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=37) There aren't just anti-Semites. There aren't just anti-Semites.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=44) Fuck, an Islamist. Let's calm down, maybe he's just Muslim.

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=55) Why's he looking at me like that, him? Oh, damn, he's definitely a fascist.

[1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=63) Oh, that hateful look, clearly, that's Islamist stuff. And he's blond, to boot.

[1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=69) Shit, I ran into a Nazi.

[1:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=76) Fuck, an Islamist and a fascist. It can't be a coincidence, they're here for me.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=91) I shouldn't get in this elevator, I'll take the stairs.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=96) A Jew and a fascist, it's a trap, I'm taking the stairs.

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=101) Damn, they're going to attack me, he's following me, the bastard's following me.

[1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=105) I can't believe it, the bastard, he wants to trap me.

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=111) What do I do? What do I do? Ow, ow, ow, what do I do? What do I do?

[1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=114) What do I do? What do I do? I know, on three, I'll run back home.

[1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/wzKCiSUIqHtz/en/a-trip-to-the-bakery-turns-into-paranoia?t=119) One, two, three.