# Police Catch Escaped Criminal Smokey Piber in a Wardrobe

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2116190892721922396
- Source account: [@corememunlocked](https://x.com/corememunlocked)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:05
- Published: 2026-10-30
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=1) One sound out of you and you're dead. Ah.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=6) Smokey Piber, the man who murdered the police fairy, today escaped from the maximum security wing of Holloway.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=12) Oh, we are the police, miss. Uh, anyone been in here?

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=15) No, nobody. Oh. He is, he is thought to be in the vicinity of 14A Castle Street, Surrey.

[0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=23) 14A Castle Street, Surrey. Oh, turn that sound down.

[0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=26) 14A- Can't think with all that going on.

[0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=28) Are you sure you ain't seen nothing, miss?

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=30) No, nobody.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=35) Oh. He's got me. Here, maybe he's in the wardrobe.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=37) Yeah. Ah, got you. Smokey Piber was apprehended after a struggle with two policemen.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=45) Oh. Sorry. Are you all right, miss? Yes, fine.

[0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=49) Oh, yeah? During, during the struggle, a newsreader was severely shot.

[0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/x3G3B1YLItEZ/en/police-catch-escaped-criminal-smokey-piber-in-a-wardrobe?t=58) Look at that. Drunk again.