# Star Wars Parody: Mixed-Up Movie Lines and Outtakes

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119150483776430237
- Source account: [@thisaintcanon](https://x.com/thisaintcanon)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:14
- Published: 2026-11-08
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes) Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=3) But, sir- Whoa, whoa! No, Harry. Oh, man.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=8) Is he okay?

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=12) Use the Force, Luke.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=18) Hey, when do I learn how to punch? Punch?

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=20) You don't punch, you use the F- This movie sucks, man, sucks.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=25) Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

[0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=28) The Force? It's an energy field generated by microscopic organisms called midi-chlorians, uh, but that's not important right now.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=38) I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. No disassemble, Number Five.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=45) No disassemble! Come on, guys, leave him alone.

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=51) You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=55) Who? Jack Bur- Han Solo.

[1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=62) Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

[1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=66) How was that?

[1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=71) That's no moon, it's a space station. This is heavy, Doc.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=75) Cut, cut. What do you mean heavy? The Force isn't heavy.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=80) And Doc, who's Doc? It's Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan Captain's log, star date 1513.1.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=88) Cut, cut. No, Kirk, I told you, it's the Millennium Falcon, not the Enterprise.

[1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=93) Millennium Falcon. Right, right, the Millennium Eagle. Right.

[1:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=100) Warp speed, Mr. Chewbacca. Oh, come on! I'm Luke Skywalker.

[1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=104) I'm here to rescue you. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=108) Seriously, George? That's a little uncalled for, don't you think?

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=111) Hey, hey, come on, Ernie, come on, take it easy.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=113) Unbelievable, so unprofessional.

[1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=117) When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

[2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=122) The dark side is as satisfying to me as coming is, you know?

[2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=125) I am, like, getting the feeling of coming and- Stop, stop, stop.

[2:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=128) There's no coming, no coming here. This is the dark side of the Force.

[2:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/zHLVUy2ehHOO/en/star-wars-parody-mixed-up-movie-lines-and-outtakes?t=132) No one is coming