Transcript · English → Chinese
Humorous Take on Gorilla Affection
底下绝对什么都没有。
人们会说，“我可不想被大
猩猩强奸。”相信我，你不会……
你根本什么都感觉不到。
你得担心你的背，而不是你
的肛门。你得担心，
比如，他……当大猩猩向……
他的伴侣表达爱意，
她会说：“你到底进来了没有？”
然后他不得不……他会做人们
在做后入式时偶尔会做的事，
把头靠在对方的后腰上……
就像在休息。我不知道，
后入式很难表达爱意。
老实说，这根本不是一个亲密的
姿势，但是……“你进来了吗？
”很不爽，对吧？每次听到“
你进来了吗？”，
我总会很不爽。
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Original transcript (English)
Absolutely nothing down there. People are like, "I don't want to get raped by a gorilla." Trust me, you wouldn't... ...you wouldn't feel a thing. You got to worry about your back, not your anus. You got to worry about like, him... When a gorilla shows affection to...
...his partner, like, she's like, "Are you even in here yet?" Then he has to... He does that thing that people do during doggystyle sometimes where you put your head on the small of their back... ...like you're resting. I don't know, it's hard to be affectionate during doggystyle. It's just not an affectionate position, let's be honest, but... ..."Are you in yet?" Grumpy, right?
