Tamil → English transcript

You’re not at all deserving of me, man.

For an independent, intellectual girl like me, you have no qualifications to be a husband.

Shhh… what did you say? Intellectual?

Oh wow, this is pure jealousy.

I knew it the very day you came to see your bride.

If I’d said it then, in shame you might have said you did not want to accept this groom…

I said it like I was the one who had done something wrong and left.

No, “intellectual”… even that is okay.

Last week, right here, for our anniversary, we cut a cake.

After both of us ate, I said we could give the remaining pieces to the little kids in the flats.

You said, “No, no, no, don’t, don’t, I’ll keep it safely in the fridge and eat it myself”…

Are you a communist? Huh?

In the movie Kathi, when Thalapathy explained it with two idlis, you did not even know there was something called communism.

How is that?

When your school friends or college friends call you, “comrade, comrade” and all…

Whenever they say that, something will happen right inside your head, just watch…

Oh…

Yeah, yeah, I am coming.

Take this, dear.

In this, properly pack ten and take just one puff. I left it.

When I was standing aside and smoking, you ran, took it from me and took one drag,

then ran inside, gargled your mouth, and you think I would not know that you ate porikadalai?

Why are you doing this? Andrea did it in the movie Taramani.

If you do this, you will be a strong, independent woman.

You should even give up all this.

When I asked, “Where shall we go for our honeymoon?”, what did you say? Porbandar. The place Ambedkar was born.

Porbandar is the place where Gandhi was born!