Chinese → English transcript
Why do you keep going to the bathroom today?
It is all because of you.
Why?
Because I miss you over and over again.
Bad mommy.
Master.
Why do you stop talking whenever you get mad?
What do I even have to say?
If I say it, you will not listen. If you listen, you will not understand.
If you understand, you will not do it. If you do it, you will not do it well.
If I do not do it well, you still will not let me talk about it.
The moment I say anything, you get angry.
You make me apologize.
Yet you do not even know what you did wrong.
You only think I am making trouble for no reason and being totally unreasonable.
Tell me, what else is there left for me to say?
My boss is a pervert.
Just now at the inn he said my legs are pale.
He said, “Those legs are a waste of good skin.”
When guests come, you do not even know to go greet them.
Then he even said my eyes are really beautiful.
Open your eyes and take a good look.
What on earth is written here?
Then he even said his whole mind is filled with thoughts of me.
Right now my whole mind is filled with all this crap you have done.
He also said that whenever he sees me, his heart starts beating faster.
When I see you, I get so mad my heart starts beating faster.
Hurry up and get out of my sight.
What a total pervert.
What are you doing?
What is “one” in English, Master?
Then what about “three” in English?
Then how do you read “113113” in English?
1313113.
Rise, my beloved subject.
Okay?
End of transcript · 295 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Chinese)
你今天怎么老是去上厕所 都是因为你了 为什么? 因为我想你一遍又一遍 坏妈
主人 为什么你生气就不爱讲话 我有什么好说的 说了你又不听 听了又不懂 懂了你又不做 做了你又做不好
做不好你还不让说 一说你就生气 让你道歉 你又不知道你错在哪里 只会觉得我无理取闹 买不长理
你说我还有什么好说的 我老板是个变态 刚才在客栈里说我腿白 你这腿白长了 客人来了都不知道去接一下
他还说我眼睛好好看 你睁眼好好看看 这写的什么东西 后来还说整的满脑子都是我 我现在满脑子都是你干的这些破事
他还说看见我就心跳加快 我看见你都气得心跳加快了 你赶紧给我消失 真是个变态 你干嘛呢?
主人一的英文是什么? 那三的英文呢? 那113113英文怎么读? 1313113 爱卿平身
好吗?
