English transcript

Now, ladies and gentlemen, as some of you may

know, uh, we here at Late Night often like to

show clips from Walker, Texas Ranger. Well,

folks, there is one clip from Walker, Texas

Ranger that we've been holding back on. In fact,

this is true, we've been afraid to show it.

But it's spring cleaning, and I want to test

just how good a crowd this is. So here it is.

The one Walker clip we've never shown, once

you see it, you'll understand why. And how you

doing, little pardner?

Fine. And it's little visitor now. Adawiyoli's

how you say it in Cherokee. Oh, pardon my French,

but, uh, I'll be damned. Walker told me I have

AIDS.

I think we should go to commercial. No?

You wanna...