chinese → English transcript

Know whether the other person adds sugar to their coffee.

Mm-hmm

Hey, question two.

Do you pin the other person's WeChat chat to the top?

You're so in sync!

Third question: Do you have to run every morning?

What are you doing?

Fourth question: Do you send emails late at night?

Three

Two

One

You seem like, um…

Next question.

Have you looked up your zodiac compatibility score with the other person?

Last question.

There's more?

Last question.

Do you believe in fate?

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!

That's intense.