Critique of Likud Party Policies

My house was hit by a missile yesterday. Likud

It’s a disaster.

My draft dodgers, my suspects. Likud

It’s a disaster.

Along the way, we destroyed everything. They say

they’re right-wing, but they’re actually left-wing. Kulanu

Together, each one separately. We failed big time.

This is Likud. Likud is

corruption. Likud is failure. Likud is

a disaster.

There isn’t a single achievement, so we’ll call you leftists.

Likud is a disaster. Likud

is draft-dodging. Likud, another disaster. Likud is

right.

Only one can destroy everything.

Likud. Likud is

a disaster.

Likud.