English transcript

I call him Gavin Newscum.

When you think about it, he's kind of retarded.

People say he's gay because of the way he moves, you know,

he's always doing his weird little dance when he talks. But I don't care about that.

I just think he's incompetent and retarded. They say he likes to watch. Remember?

His wife had sex with

Harvey Weinstein. Remember that? She said his penis looked like a fish.

If you think about it, it was probably a small little fish, like a baby goldfish.

Anyway, Gavin was probably sitting on his little cuck chair watching, believe me.