Japanese → English transcript

Wait, are you two a couple? You’re a couple, a couple? No way, seriously, huh?

Wait, wait, what?

Wait, wait, wait, who made the first move? Oh, from her side!?

For real? He must have been freaking out, right?

He must have totally frozen up, right? No, no, no, you got picked up,

and then later on… Oh, so that’s how it was!

Wait, you were the one who hit on him? Yeah— where, where was it?

Wait a sec, wait a sec, this is too interesting. In Namba, like Namba area?

Where in Namba? Where? At an izakaya around there…

Wait, you got reverse– picked up at an izakaya? What did you say to him?

“ You’re cool,” huh!? What is this? Damn…

So you got a bit closer and were like,“ Wanna go out for drinks sometime?”

Like that? For real?

What are you doing today, after this? Are you two going home?

We’re going home— don’t you not want to go home? We came by car— huh?

Like, what did you actually come in? Came by car, he came to pick you up by car?

So you live in Osaka?

You live in Osaka— huh? What is this?

Just because he was really your type? His face was your type,

his face was your type? Seriously, just for that? Isn’t that wild?

Just straight- up reverse– picking someone up,

does that mean you play around a lot? No, it’s different,

it was the first time, really the first time, at first I was super…

Right, right, no, no, it really was the first time, not that often, right?

Either a mark or a scammer, right?

No, that’s already in marriage– scam territory…

I mean, I’d think so, if a girl this cute came up and hit on me.

You’d immediately think that, right? First time— your first time? Yeah, first ti…

The way you say“ first time” like that, your subtitles are totally pink,

like the font on a“ based on a true story” thumbnail… He was really your type.

So you were out drinking with friends?

Yeah, we were drinking, and I said,“ He’s my type,”

and then my friend was like,“ Go talk to him,” like that?

Yeah, yeah, I worked up the courage…

Oh, so you really did pluck up your courage. Wow, this is fate,

that’s so nice, Osaka and Hyogo are close enough you can totally meet up.

Since you’ve got a car… Okay, this is really rude, or maybe kinda vulgar,

but after that first time you hung out,

you two didn’t end up doing that kind of thing? So you didn’t?

You just went home like normal, for the time being?

You went home for the time being? You went home, for the time being, like normal?

I just went home like normal.

Hey, hey, hey, quit those casual little body touches.

Just watching you do that is making me, like, already…

My veins start pounding, seriously. So how old was she? Same age as me.

Oh, here we go! Wait, how old? Same age as you? That’s so damn nice.

Hey, you… don’t move away, seriously. Huh?