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What's the freakiest thing you've done in your life?

All right, so for now, it's one story, but it's probably more.

I had a threesome with a guy and his mom, and that was like his birth mother.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on.

So is it? It was amazing.

When you say threesome, everybody interacted with each other.

Sucking dick. Oh, my.

So we were talking for a while.

We were talking for like two, three months, and then we finally met.

He took me out.

And then we went back to his place and his mom was there.

And she was like, oh, I was just out.

She was like, I was just cleaning up a bit or whatever the case may be.

A lot of people telling me that they probably set me up, but I don't know.

Not to cut you off, was his mom black or the Italian?

She was Italian.

Good question.

I didn't want to say I knew that.

But go ahead.

Yeah, she was she was Italian.

So you get to the crib. Yeah.

You met the mom before, obviously.

Never. So this is the first.

This is the first time I meet her.

OK, you know, she says hi to me and everything like that.

So when we get to the living room, I'm sitting literally right here

and she's sitting over there.

So, you know, we're just he goes into his room

and I guess he was changing or whatever.

And then just her and I was just small talk.

And, you know, she was complimenting me.

She was like, oh, you know, like you're really like he you know,

he told me about you like you really are pretty or whatever.

Like, oh, Dominican, yada, yada, yada.

Fast forward at this point, we're still sipping.

And then she goes, oh, you don't like stand up for me.

So I stood up and I'm like, OK.

And then she's like, oh, turn around.

So I'm turning around.

She stands up, too.

And then she smacks me on my ass and I'm like, oh, OK.

She's like, oh, you know, I just think you're so beautiful, whatever.

So then he comes out

and we start talking and she tells him about, you know,

she starts complimenting me and stuff like that.

I'm like, oh, you know, thank you.

So then this so then I sit back down

and she's then start sitting next to me.

So she sat like literally right here.

I have nowhere to move.

I was like cornered.

And then he is standing or sitting.

He's like sitting right here on the one seater.

And then she's just like he stands up.

So he stands up.

After giving me all of these compliments, she's just looking at him

and I'm like feeling mad awkward and I'm just like, what's going on?

So he pulls his dick out.

Oh, yeah, that's a regular dagger.

And then he just pulls his dick out.

He said, they've been fucking and I quote, hold on, hold on, hold on.

He said, and I quote, do what you do best and come suck this dick.

So that's his mom, his mother, to his mother.

Oh, no. And I was just sitting there like

I was stunned, like I really couldn't move.

I was just like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I was like, no, I can't be his mom.