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Valencia Football Performance Analysis
He leaves Mestalla to a standing ovation.
What is happening at that stadium has left him tremendously impressed.
That said,
we're not talking about the ovation.
They're very poor.
These guys are really poor, huh?
Wow! They're really poor, man.
It doesn't look like Valencia have struck him as Brazil '70.
Watch... They're really bad, man. Oh, you've just
covered yourself up.
They're really bad, man.
A little late.
It keeps escalating as he sees more and more.
Wow, they're awful. They're awful.
How did Valencia finish last year?
Covarsí answers him, "Yeah, close to Europe."
Rodri, mouth agape, can't believe it.
They must also have told him that Barça lost at Mestalla last
season.
He looks like he's just seen Beelzebub. The goals keep
coming, five in all. It's a goal.
Wow.
You, they haven't made it past midfield,
uh, in the second half.
You, they haven't made it past midfield,
right? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no doubt.
Rodri, Valencia's performance has
made an impression on him.
They're really bad, man.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Se va ovacionado de Mestalla. Lo que está sucediendo en ese estadio le ha dejado tremendamente impresionado. Eso sí, no hablamos de la ovación. Muy flojos.
Son muy flojos estos, ¿eh? ¡Buah! Muy flojos, tío. No tiene pinta de que el Valencia le haya parecido el Brasil del 70. Atención al... Son mu malos, tío. Ay, ya te tapaste.
Son mu malos, tío. Un poco tarde. La cosa va in crescendo a medida que va viendo más y más. Buah, son malísimos. Son malísimos. ¿Cómo quedó el Valencia el año pasado?
Covarsí le contesta: «Sí, a poco de Europa». Rodri, con la boca abierta, no da crédito. Deben haberle contado, además, que el Barça perdió en Mestalla la temporada pasada. Parece que acaba de ver a Belcebú. Siguen cayendo los
goles, hasta cinco. Ha sido gol. Buah. Tú, es que no han pasado del centro del campo, eh, en la segunda parte. Tú, es que no han pasado del centro del campo,
¿eh? Señoras y señores, no hay duda. A Rodri, la performance del Valencia le ha impactado. Son mu malos, tío
