Teaching Kids About Communism

Hello, kids. I hope you're doing super well.

Are you ready to learn something super cool?

Yeah.

You all know a communist. Often they smell bad and dress like hobos,

but do you

know exactly what communism is? That's what we're gonna see today.

Here's Timmy and Tommy, and they're the ones who

are gonna take part in our super

fun experiment to explain why communism is crap.

Miss Common Sense, I'm freezing. Why does Tommy has a blanket and I don't?

Well, Timmy, that's because Tommy worked very hard to

buy this blanket.

But that's not fair.

Don't worry, Timmy, we're gonna apply the communist method.

Yeah, awesome.

Hey, my blanket.

Hey, why did you steal my blanket? I worked hard to get it.

But it's too small. We're freezing, and why did you keep almost the whole

blanket,

miss?

That's right, kids. Everybody is equal except the leader, who

is there to

enforce the laws, but not to follow them. That's communism.

And voila. You're probably thinking you have to be

really,

really stupid to be a communist, and you're right, kids.

Communism is an ideology for lazy people jealous of other people's

success. So if you're not stupid, never become a communist.

Have a good day, kids