Japanese → English transcript

There’s even, like,

a prize that’s perfect for two best friends, oh right, there’s prize money too,

so we might always end up together. Yeah— wait, what do we do,

what do we do, what do we do?

We’ve never done this before, right? Are we, like, stuck together?

“ Stuck together”? Don’t say it like that. Hey, let’s check it out,

let’s check it out. Okay, okay— whoa!

Yeah, no way, that’s impossible— whoa! What, no way, here too?

Whoa, seriously, no signal.

You don't even do that much with your boyfriend… really?

Just take that with you all the way to the grave.