Transcript · Chinese → English
Responding to Racial Discrimination Online
Can you make a video compilation of hitting back at foreigners' discrimination?
Actually, I've received this challenge many times. Everyone knows I do international video calls,
and as a Chinese person, it's easy to face discrimination on there.
You must be curious about how I respond.
Actually, I usually don't respond. I just ignore them.
Because words can't hurt me, and on the other hand, I don't waste my breath on them.
But occasionally, when I'm in a good mood, I'll respond in some random ways.
So in this video, I'll show you some fun tricks,
teach you a few moves, and let's have some fun together.
Let's go!
Trick one: Direct response.
- You chink motherfucker. - OK, I don't actually get why people use this as an insult.
Like, do you even know where the term "chink" came from? Do you know the origin?
- Yeah, that's Chinese or Japanese. - First of all, it's Chinese.
But also, like, this term came from foreigners trying to mimic Chinese.
So they don't actually speak it, that's just what they think it sounds like, so they use it as an insult.
- Uh-huh. - But if anything, it proves that you suck at language,
not able to learn another language.
- My last name is Chink. - See, you're still doing that.
But how am I speaking better English than you? That's your language, you're supposed to be better than me.
- Why don't you go back to China and make some clothes for... - The funny thing is, without us,
you probably wouldn't even be able to afford any clothes. Like, we're the only reason you're wearing anything right now. You should be thankful.
- Exactly. - You know, with your angle,
you probably aren't even wearing anything, if I'm gonna be honest. Like, that's why you're pointing at your face.
No, I've been on this app for too long. Like, I've learned the ability to tell if someone's wearing anything or not, so yeah. I've gotten really good at that.
- You're funny, I like you. I like you, you're funny. - Thank you.
Strategy 2: Subduing others with wisdom.
- Yeah, I'm Asian, so... - Asian? - Yep.
(Monkey noises)
Oh, hello. Do you have rice? Do you have dog? Oh, hello. How are you?
Oh, you're not hungry? Oh, you're not… Oh, you stupid chink.
Bro just turned into a monkey to do all that, bro. That's probably how you act in real life.
You probably aren't even able to solve basic math equations. You probably aren't able to.
- Probably. I'm not… I'm not that smart. - Yeah, I can tell.
Like, for instance, what's two times three? What is it?
- Two times three… is six, right? - You were about to say four,
and it took you like six seconds to say it.
It took me six… (gibberish)
Bro, I'm fucking tired right now, bro. It's like, I…
It's always the same excuse.
This is an embarrassment to the American education system, you do realize that.
- I'm a stereotypical… stereotypical American education product.
- You said it, I didn't say it. - Hell yeah, bro. I'm not afraid to admit it, bro.
I'm into bikes and shit, I like doing 200 miles an hour. I know I'm stupid, okay?
- If you put it that way, I guess I can't say anything about it, so...
- Double accountability, double... - Bro, I fucking love you. Have a nice night, all right? - Likewise.
Trick three: Make money off him.
- I can smell the dog cooking.
- Bro, who are you to talk? You look like you're trapped in a basement. You're literally taking a shit on this app. And you don't look like you can afford any cars. Matter of fact...
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(Shouting and confusion)
- What the fuck? - I think that's what I heard.
Yeah, because you're not smart enough.
Trick four: Punch the sponge.
- Chink. I hate you.
You suck, you're Asian. All you eat is rice.
You pollute the US economy, you pollute the jobs. I don't want you in my country.
(Staring)
- So?
- Ohhhhh!
- That's so tough. - What?
Strategy five: Convince them with reason.
- Stop eating dogs, you fucking dirty chink.
- Oh, classic. You know what? Let's actually have a conversation about this. What's so wrong about eating dogs?
- I don't even know. I mean, I guess… I guess dogs are just cute?
- Yeah, yeah. Okay, but that's a huge problem because it's very subjective, right? We will never be able to reach like a unanimous agreement on which animals are cute and not. And that's a very bad standard to go by, because like…
Some people think ducks and pigeons are cute. We still consume ducks and pigeons. Some people think lizards are cute. So I think that's a bad argument.
Also, another huge argument I've heard is they think dogs have emotions. But we've literally seen videos where cows cry. So a lot of different animals that we consume, they've shown signs of emotions.
So I think that's also a very bad argument. It's very arrogant and hypocritical for us, top of the food chain, to decide which animals get to be eaten or not get to be eaten.
It's very arrogant for us to assume which animals have emotions, so I think it's very hypocritical. And also, I think there's a fundamental difference to be made, distinction to be made, between animals that are raised to be pets and those that are raised to be consumed.
So like, some people have pigeons and ducks to be pets. We're not going to barge into your house and eat your pigeons, that would be categorically wrong. We have designated areas like farms to raise dogs, pigs, and stuff to be eaten and consumed.
So yeah, I think there's a huge difference. Of course, I don't condone people that, you know, steal people's dogs, which do happen. I'm going to seriously condemn them. But yeah, I think that's a big difference to be made.
And also, like, practically speaking, most Chinese they don't eat dog. Do I eat it? No. Most Chinese don't. It's a small minority that do. I think maybe that makes most economical sense for them.
- Yeah, yeah, I mean, I never cared, like, about people eating dog or like other meat, but…
- Okay, so we agree. We've reached an agreement. - Yeah.
- I'm glad we had this conversation. I think it's been very productive, and maybe stop using that as an insult because it doesn't really make sense if you think about it. - I respect that.
- Yeah, thank you for listening, bro. - Oh yeah, man, for sure. - Have a good one.
Trick Six: Catch them off guard (India Limited Edition).
- Yo, India.
- You motherfucker. You are a motherfucker.
- Aankhein khuli ho ya ho band…
Deedar unka hota hai…
Kaise kahoon main o yaara…
Pyar kaise hota hai…
(Laughter and beatboxing)
End of transcript · 1,182 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Chinese)
能不能出一期回击老外歧视的集锦？ 其实这个挑战我收到过好多次了。大家都知道我玩国际连线， 作为中国人，很容易在上面受到歧视。 你们肯定好奇我会怎么回应。 其实一般说来我不回应，我都直接忽视。
因为言语伤不了我，另一方面，我也不屑于跟他们费口舌。 但偶尔心情好的时候，我会用一些乱七八糟的方式回应。 所以这期视频带你们看看，给你们展示几招好玩的， 教你们几招，我们一起过过瘾。 Let's go!
第一招：正面回应。 - You chink motherfucker. - OK, I don't actually get why people use this as an insult. Like, do you even know where the term "chink" came from? Do you know the origin? - Yeah, that's Chinese or Japanese. - First of all, it's Chinese. But also, like, this term came from foreigners trying to mimic Chinese.
So they don't actually speak it, that's just what they think it sounds like, so they use it as an insult. - Uh-huh. - But if anything, it proves that you suck at language, not able to learn another language. - My last name is Chink. - See, you're still doing that. But how am I speaking better English than you? That's your language, you're supposed to be better than me.
- Why don't you go back to China and make some clothes for... - The funny thing is, without us, you probably wouldn't even be able to afford any clothes. Like, we're the only reason you're wearing anything right now. You should be thankful. - Exactly. - You know, with your angle, you probably aren't even wearing anything, if I'm gonna be honest. Like, that's why you're pointing at your face. No, I've been on this app for too long. Like, I've learned the ability to tell if someone's wearing anything or not, so yeah. I've gotten really good at that.
- You're funny, I like you. I like you, you're funny. - Thank you. 第二招：以智降人。 - Yeah, I'm Asian, so... - Asian? - Yep. (Monkey noises) Oh, hello. Do you have rice? Do you have dog? Oh, hello. How are you?
Oh, you're not hungry? Oh, you're not... Oh, you stupid chink. Bro just turned into a monkey to do all that, bro. That's probably how you act in real life. You probably aren't even able to solve basic math equations. You probably aren't able to. - Probably. I'm not... I'm not that smart. - Yeah, I can tell. Like, for instance, what's 2 times 3? What is it?
- 2 times 3... is 6, right? - You were about to say 4, and it took you like 6 seconds to say it. It took me 6... (gibberish) Bro, I'm fucking tired right now, bro. It's like, I... It's always the same excuse.
This is an embarrassment to the American education system, you do realize that. - I'm a stereotypical... stereotypical American education product. - You said it, I didn't say it. - Hell yeah, bro. I'm not afraid to admit it, bro. I'm into bikes and shit, I like doing 200 miles an hour. I know I'm stupid, okay? - If you put it that way, I guess I can't say anything about it, so...
- Double accountability, double... - Bro, I fucking love you. Have a nice night, all right? - Likewise. 第三招：拿他赚钱。 - I can smell the dog cooking. - Bro, who are you to talk? You look like you're trapped in a basement. You're literally taking a shit on this app. And you don't look like you can afford any cars. Matter of fact... 我在瓜子二手车买二手特斯拉才花了九万九，买二手新能源就上瓜子，瓜子新上架了几千台新能源源头车，车源从个人和品牌商直源直供，无中间商赚差价，瓜子二手新能源源头车，省时省钱！
(Shouting and confusion) - What the fuck? - I think that's what I heard. Yeah, because you're not smart enough. 第四招：拳打海绵。 - Chink. I hate you.
You suck, you're Asian. All you eat is rice. You pollute the US economy, you pollute the jobs. I don't want you in my country. (Staring) - So? - Ohhhhh!
- That's so tough. - What? 第五招：以理服人。 - Stop eating dogs, you fucking dirty chink. - Oh, classic. You know what? Let's actually have a conversation about this. What's so wrong about eating dogs? - I don't even know. I mean, I guess... I guess dogs are just cute?
- Yeah, yeah. Okay, but that's a huge problem because it's very subjective, right? We will never be able to reach like a unanimous agreement on which animals are cute and not. And that's a very bad standard to go by, because like... Some people think ducks and pigeons are cute. We still consume ducks and pigeons. Some people think lizards are cute. So I think that's a bad argument. Also, another huge argument I've heard is they think dogs have emotions. But we've literally seen videos where cows cry. So a lot of different animals that we consume, they've shown signs of emotions. So I think that's also a very bad argument. It's very arrogant and hypocritical for us, top of the food chain, to decide which animals get to be eaten or not get to be eaten. It's very arrogant for us to assume which animals have emotions, so I think it's very hypocritical. And also, I think there's a fundamental difference to be made, distinction to be made, between animals that are raised to be pets and those that are raised to be consumed.
So like, some people have pigeons and ducks to be pets. We're not going to barge into your house and eat your pigeons, that would be categorically wrong. We have designated areas like farms to raise dogs, pigs, and stuff to be eaten and consumed. So yeah, I think there's a huge difference. Of course, I don't condone people that, you know, steal people's dogs, which do happen. I'm going to seriously condemn them. But yeah, I think that's a big difference to be made. And also, like, practically speaking, most Chinese they don't eat dog. Do I eat it? No. Most Chinese don't. It's a small minority that do. I think maybe that makes most economical sense for them. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, I never cared, like, about people eating dog or like other meat, but... - Okay, so we agree. We've reached an agreement. - Yeah.
- I'm glad we had this conversation. I think it's been very productive, and maybe stop using that as an insult because it doesn't really make sense if you think about it. - I respect that. - Yeah, thank you for listening, bro. - Oh yeah, man, for sure. - Have a good one. 第六招：出其不意（印度限定版）。 - Yo, India. - You motherfucker. You are a motherfucker.
- Aankhein khuli ho ya ho band... Deedar unka hota hai... Kaise kahoon main o yaara... Pyar kaise hota hai... (Laughter and beatboxing)
