Transcript · English → Latin
Dark Comedy Dialogue on Violence
Bene, viri, intellexistis? Celeriter in castra irruimus, omnes interficiemus,
nos
omnia diripiemus. Quaestionesne sunt?
Dux, unum est quod non intellego.
Nobis dixisti Allah dixisse omnem vitam sacram esse. Eos interficere non est decorum,
recte?
Minime, minime, solum Musulmanorum vitae sacrae sunt.
Ceteros nihil curamus.
Ita, sed Allah nuper tantum te allocutus est ut
Quranum revelaret.
Fortasse homines in illis castris id nondum audiverunt.
Nonne prius cum eis loqui debemus antequam aggrediamur?
Non, non, non, sero est. Rem investigare debuerunt.
Heus, dixisti Allah terram et omnia quae in ea sunt creavisse.
Terra iam perlongum tempus exstitit.
Cur tam diu expectavit ut se manifestaret?
Ehm, exspectabat virum tam fortem
et strenuum quam
ego. Ante hoc, nemo erat cui confidere posset.
Hmm.
Et cur non omnibus simul locutus est ut totus mundus
simul Musulmanus fieret?
Hmm.
Exspecta. Da mihi momentum. Cum socio meo loqui debeo.
Patruelis tuus vere molestus est.
Semper talis fuit.
Merda, de 72 virginibus ardentibus ei dixisti?
Ita, sed is est genus hominis qui tantum credit ei quod
videt.
Puto nos eum tollere debere ut exemplum statuamus.
Non. Quomodo id explicare debeo avunculo meo?
Ita, sed pecunia nobis opus est, amice. Te moneo te 500 dinarios debere
illi homini
quod unam ex capris eius necavisti.
Ceterum, quomodo omnino illam capram necare potuisti?
Id non refert. Sed ita, recte dicis. Eum interficere debemus.
Modo cito fac.
Noli solliciti esse. Sum
peritus.
Timor, nihil melius est ad aliquem faciendum quidquid
vis.
End of transcript · 239 words · machine translated
Original transcript (English)
All right, boys, you got it? We rush the camp fast, we kill everybody, we loot everything. Any questions? Boss, there's one thing I don't understand. You told us Allah said every life is sacred. Killing them, that's not cool,
right? No, no, it's the lives of Muslims that are sacred. The others, we don't give a shit. Yeah, but Allah only spoke to you recently to reveal the Quran.
Maybe the people in that camp haven't heard yet. Shouldn't we go talk to them first before we attack? No, no, no, too late. They should have done their research. Hey, you said Allah created the Earth and everything on it. The Earth has been around a really long time.
Why did he wait so long to show himself? Uh, well, he was waiting for a man as brave and valiant as me. Before that, there was nobody he could trust. Hmm.
And why didn't he just speak to everybody at the same time so the whole world would become Muslim together? Hmm. Wait. Give me a second. I need to talk to my associate. Your cousin is a real pain in the ass.
He's always been like that. Shit, did you tell him about the 72 hot virgins? Yeah, but he's the type who only believes what he sees. I think we're going to have to take him out, make an example.
No. How am I supposed to explain that to my uncle? Yeah, but we need the money, man. I remind you that you owe 500 dinars to that guy because you killed one of his goats. By the way, how did you even manage to kill that goat?
That's not important. But yeah, you're right. We have to kill him. Just make it quick. Don't worry. I'm a pro. Fear, nothing better to make someone do whatever
you want.
