Japanese → English transcript
I am a so– called“ inexperienced loser
guy” who lost his virginity at thirty and had sex with fifteen women in two months.
Oh, I see. Did he kinda come here hoping to brag about that?
That is seriously gross! On your very first chat,
when we weren’t even talking about you at all, you suddenly…
you suddenly wanted to brag that you had sex with fifteen people in two months…?
That is disgusting…
Do you really think that’s something to brag about? You are so cringey!
Were you really that happy about it? You showed up again today…
What is this… Like,“ No, that doesn’t make you a loser guy at all,”
that’s what you wanted us to say, right? Probably. You wanted us to say,“ What,
you slept with fifteen people in two months? That’s not an incel at all!”
right? You just wanted to humblebrag, huh?
You lost your virginity at thirty… People say that’s late, but from there,
you wanted to brag that you still managed to sleep with fifteen people,
right? Right? That’s how you see it, right? So“ fifteen people,” you really…
you actually counted them yourself, huh!
Well, I don't know if it's a brothel or something, or MachiApp or whatever...
JAXA man... Um, sorry, my...
my pronunciation is bad so it comes out as JAXA man...
So, were you really that happy that you slept with 15 low- class women
through a dating app?
Did you really want to brag about it that much?
This is your first time in this chat, right? First time here…
In some random streamer’s chat,
with some guy who doesn’t even look popular,
did you really want to brag that badly? Aren’t you just, like, a bad person?
Nobody’s even interested in you,
but you suddenly show up and brag about how you used a dating app and slept with
fifteen people… You’d never do that in real life, right? In real life…
Would you say that… to someone you just met?
I, uh, lost my virginity at thirty, but since then,
um, through dating apps I’ve, like, had sex with fifteen women!
Would I be like,“ I’m an underdog man,” or say that? I wouldn’t say that!
I wouldn’t say that… I wouldn’t say that, all fast like that!
But you’re doing exactly that here! Who even… likes you? Who the hell would
ever like you? Talk already, hurry up! W- wait… Hey, seriously, Tani, stop it,
I mean it… Tap tap!
Because he brings it up every single time!
That guy was pretending to be in the Phantom Troupe! Did you know that?
Like,“ Yeah, so, I was a virgin until I was thirty, but then I got a girlfriend!
I’ll love her until the day I die.”
And that’s actually kind of cute!
Like, yeah, maybe he really was a virgin until he was thirty,
but now it’s like,“ Make that woman who took your virginity happy, man!”
I’d be able to tell him,“ You’re a good guy!”… What are you even talking about?
You’re disgusting! Where the hell are you going with this? Yeah, it was
an easy kill, really. Yes, ez~! ezzz~? Dead? And then, what?!
Which dating app did you use to meet 15 people?!
I wonder if that's what he wanted, everyone! Which dating app was it...
Sorry, I totally forgot to ask! It’s a lie anyway! Ez!
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Original transcript (Japanese)
30歳で童貞を卒業して2ヶ月で15人とセックスした弱者男性でございますあっ、なるほど ね。これちょっと自慢のつもりで来たんかな? ホンマにキモいよ!初めてのチャットで、お前の話...なんもしてないのに、急に...2 ヶ月で15人とSEXしたこと自慢したかったんですか...? 気持ち悪いですねぇ...それが自慢になると思ってるんですか? 気持ち悪いですねぇ...それが自慢になると思ってるんですか? 香ばしいですよ!そんなに嬉しかった?今日も来たわね...なんなん?これさぁ...いや 、そんなん弱者男性じゃないやんって、言われたかったんよな?たぶん
自虐風自慢したかったんやな! 30で童貞卒業してって...遅いって言うけど、そっから...15人もやれたっていう自 慢がしたかったんやんな? そうやな?お前はそうだよな? で「15人」って、ちゃんと...いちいち自分で数えてたんやな! まぁその、風俗なんか?マチアプなんか何かは、知らんけどな...JAXA男性...ちょ っとごめん、私の...滑舌、悪くてJAXA男性になってしまう...
で、マッチングアプリで、しょうもないような女と15人やれたんがそんなに嬉しかった?そ んなに自慢したかった? お前ここ、初めてのチャットやん?初めて来る...ようわからん配信者のチャットでモテな さそうな男相手に、そんなに自慢したかったん? お前、実生活だとやらんやろ?実生活でさぁ...会ったばっかりの人にさぁ...そんなん 言う? 俺さぁ!30で童貞卒業したんやけど、そっから、あの、15人の女と、マチアプでさぁちょ 、SEXできて~ん!俺、弱者男性やろ?とか、言う? 言わんやん!言わんやん...言わんやん、早口で!
でも、お前はそれをここでやってんねん! 喋れよ、早く! いちいち刻むからな!あいつ、幻影旅団のフリしてたからな!知ってた?皆そう、30まで童 貞でしたが彼女ができました!死ぬまで愛し続けます もう、これは可愛いんやん!や~、まぁ30まで童貞だったかもしれないけど今はもう、その 童貞卒業させてくれた女、幸せにしたれよ!って もう、これは可愛いんやん!や~、まぁ30まで童貞だったかもしれないけど今はもう、その 童貞卒業させてくれた女、幸せにしたれよ!って
もう、これは可愛いんやん!や~、まぁ30まで童貞だったかもしれないけど今はもう、その 童貞卒業させてくれた女、幸せにしたれよ!って お前、いい男だよ!って、言ってやれるのに...何を言ってんの、お前は! 気持ち悪いな!どこ行ってんねん、お前は! そう、イージーキルだったわ、ホンマに。はい、ez~!ezzz~? 死んだ?ほいで、えっ!どこのマッチングアプリで15人と出会えたんですか!?って聞いて ほしかったんかもな、皆に!どこのマチアプだったか...
ごめん、ちょっと聞き忘れとった!どうせ嘘やから!ez!
