hindi → English transcript

To survive and excel in the corporate world, there are six golden rules.

Rule number one: act like a fool, and let others do the work.

This means you just have to look busy, and the work will get done somehow.

And let whatever is happening, happen. Problems find their own solutions.

Rule number two: act dumb and get paid in full.

The salary will come into your account, you don't need to worry.

Rule number four: work or don't work, but always seem worried about work.

I'm so worried, I can't figure this out.

You have to say all these things.

With the management.

Whether you worry or not.

But always mention your worries.

Everyone should know that you are stressed.

You don't have to do anything, just discuss the issue with everyone.

And the final golden rule, which leads to salvation.

It is this: interfere with those who work, and gossip about those who get ahead.

In the corporate world, if you want to get ahead, you have to pull some strings.

And that's what happens. You'll see those strings being pulled, won't you?

He didn't say 'sir' and was left behind.