hindi → English transcript

Hi, so have you been in any relationships before?

Yes, I was in a serious relationship for four years.

Oh, then what happened?

Dheni ghosted me.

Ghosted?

Yeah, it's like he ran off without giving any closure.

Okay, and apart from that, anything else?

Yes, I had a few FWBs.

FWB?

Friends with Benefits.

And nothing else, right?

After that, I've had two or three situationships.

Situationship?

It's like more than friendship, but less than a proper relationship.

And yes, I've also had two or three cuffings.

Cuffing?

Yeah, it's a seasonal thing, you know, where

Like how Valentine's week was just on, just for that.

You don't feel FOMO from that.

Oh my god, is there anything left?

Currently, I'm in a cushioning with my boss.

Cushioning?

Yeah, like my boss is married, but he is also with me.

Is there anything else besides this?

Well, minor flings keep happening

like love bombing, soft launching, bread crumbing, benching,

pocketing, orbiting, and my favourite, cooking are going on.

I don't want to get married.

Hey, one second, but I am a serious kind of a girl,

I am looking for true love.

Go to hell.

Oh but