Transcript · Japanese → English
Casual Conversation and Selfies
I know you exchanged LINE contacts with a female customer you met at a bar when you were sent to Aomori alone!
The scenery is the same as it was two years ago, but...
Yoko just keeps getting more beautiful.
Talk about bad timing right in front of us!
Every single time he goes to the hospital, he sends me a selfie.
It's really tough to take!
Excuse me.
Oh! Please, together!
So that means it does exist, right?
Yes, there is!
Then everyone else too... Here.
It's really tough.
Don't delete it, don't delete it.
It's really tough. He's like, "It's my lifelong wish, so I have to send them."
Even if you send me lots of selfies, it's just auto-harassment now.
Auto-harassment.
Sending them on your own is so unfair.
A 31-year-old fat guy's solo selfie—tell me, God, where is the demand for that?!
Because you're committing talk-assment the most.
You're committing talk-assment the most right now.
What are you talking about?
This is even tougher.
Over these past two years, the freshness hasn't faded at all.
Freshness towards what?
The relationship between these two.
You too, what are you smiling at?
Am I not saying something good?
You're smirking because you saw it.
Because you're giving such a lukewarm reaction.
Here we go.
End of transcript · 223 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
青森一人で行かされたとき、スナックであった女性客とLINE交換したのを知ってるぞー! 2年前と景色は同じだけど、 ようこは綺麗になり続けてる。 前でタイミング悪いなぁ! 毎回、病院行くたんびに自撮り送ってくんの。
結構きついぞー! すいません。 あ!一緒にお願い! それはあるってことですよね。 ありますよ!
じゃあみんなも…はい。 本当にしんどい。 消すな消すな。 本当にしんどい。本当にもう一生の願いだから送ってこないといけない。 自撮りをね、いっぱい送ってきても、もう自動腹です。
自動腹。 勝手にずるい送ってきて。 31歳、一人デブの自撮り、どこに需要があるのか教えてください、神様! 一番話すメントしてるから。 今一番話すメントしてる。
何話すの? こっちの方がきつい。 この2年、全く新鮮さが薄れなかった。 何に対しての? この2人の関係。
お前もそうだけど、どこで笑ってんの? 俺ちゃんといいこと言ってんの? お前、見えたからニヤニヤして。 なんか、すげー微妙な反応してるから。 いくよ。
