Transcript · English → Spanish
English → Spanish transcript
Oh,
oh, cielos.
¿ Y si Donald me grita? ¿ Qué digo,
What do I say, Lammy?
Just be yourself, Prime Minister. Yourself is who everyone likes.
¿ Hola? He colgado. He colgado. Oh, al cuerno con ese aterrador,
aterrador y maravilloso presidente.
¿ Por qué es tan condenadamente difícil hablar con él?
Señor, solo sea honesto y dígale que no podemos enviar más barcos al
send any more ships to the Strait of Hormuz. Oh, crumbs.
I just hate conflict so much.
¿ Se refiere a la guerra o a esta llamada? ¿ No hay alguna manera de que pueda
Isn't there a way I can not do both?
evitar ambas? Solo quiero mantenerlo contento, Lammy. Usted no lo
You don't understand him like I do. I can change him.
No creo que el sentimiento sea mutuo. No puede dejar de insultarlo.
Lo llamó cobarde. Estoy fuera de mi alcance aquí,
make this job look so easy?
Mire, temíamos que perdiera el valor,
Así que hemos tomado medidas para ayudarte a ganar una confianza infundada. Sr.
Primer Ministro, conozca a su asesor de la Gen Z,@ LilHoopy.¿ Qué pasa, Starmsy?
Bow, bow, bow.
@ LilHoopy es la persona más cualificada que tenemos.
Es la única persona menor de veintitrés
the next election.
¿ No vas a votar por el Partido Verde? Nah, mi padre trabaja en petróleo.
Sin cap, Starmsy. Te quiero y hago corazoncitos así, con el pulgar.
I love you too. Sir Keir is trying to
set boundaries with the president while preserving their special relationship.
I see. Facts, facts.
Vale, así que lo que buscas es más bien una situationship especial.
Vale, lo tengo cubierto. Soy experto en dramas intensos.
Vale, lo tengo cubierto. Soy experto en dramas intensos.
tienes que hacer, tienes que olvidarte de la llamada telefónica hoy en día.
Es todo cuestión de la nota de voz. Yo probaré cualquier cosa. Haré cualquier cosa.
Excepto plantarme.
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Original transcript (English)
Oh, oh, golly. What if Donald shouts at me? What do I say, Lammy? Just be yourself, Prime Minister. Yourself is who everyone likes.
Hello? I've hung up. I've hung up. Oh, sod that scary, scary, wonderful president. Why is he so blubbing difficult to talk to? Sir, just be honest and tell him we can't send any more ships to the Strait of Hormuz. Oh, crumbs.
I just hate conflict so much. Are you referring to the war or this phone call? Isn't there a way I can not do both? I just want to keep him happy, Lammy. You don't understand him like I do. I can change him.
I don't think the feeling's mutual. He can't stop insulting you. He called you a coward. I'm out of my depth here, Lammy. How did Liz Truss make this job look so easy? Look, we were worried you'd lose your nerve, so we've taken steps to help you gain unfounded confidence. Mr.
Prime Minister, meet your Gen Z advisor, @LilHoopy. What's up, Starmsy? Bow, bow, bow. @LilHoopy is the most qualified person we have. He is the only person under 23 who voted Labour and would so again in the next election.
You're not voting for the Green Party? Nah, my dad works in oil. No cap, Starmsy. I love you, and I do hearts this way, with my thumb. Thank you, @LilHoopy. I love you too. Sir Keir is trying to set boundaries with the president while preserving their special relationship. I see. Facts, facts.
Okay, so you're looking for more of a special situationship. Okay, I've got you covered. I'm an expert in messy drama. I've been in three throuples, and I'm currently gay. First thing you've got to do, you've got to forget the phone call these days. It's all about the voice note. I'll try anything. I'll do anything.
Except take a stand.
