Transcript · English → Spanish
Analysis of Global Political Leaders
Creo que las personas que gobiernan Irán
son reptiles,
eh,
y forman parte de una colonia de reptiles.
China,
Corea del Norte,
Rusia,
y, como dije, Irán.
El reptil jefe, el mariscal de campo,
es el presidente Xi, en China.
Eh, no puedes confiar en ninguno de ellos.
Los cuatro
son iguales.
Es como la misma prostituta con vestidos diferentes.
Todos mienten como vendedores de tiempo compartido.
Eh, no puedes confiar en ellos.
No les daría la espalda a ninguno,
aunque ellos—creyera y supiera que llevan dos días muertos.
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Original transcript (English)
I think that the people running Iran are reptiles, um, and they're part of a colony of reptiles. China,
North Korea, Russia, and as I said, Iran. The chief reptile, the quarterback, is President Xi in China.
Um, you can't trust any of them. All four of them are the same. It's like the same hooker in different dresses. They all lie like timeshare salesmen.
Uh, you can't trust them. I wouldn't turn my back on any of them, even if they-- I thought and knew they were two days dead.
