spanish → English transcript
Well, you, you don't have a boyfriend.
No, no, no, I don't know.
I just don't get involved.
Because you're laughing.
My name is José Luis Ábalos.
That faggot, no.
Me.
That's it.
These are my friends Pedro and Santos.
We've gone partying, we've done drugs
and we've fucked more than half the European Union combined.
I have five apartments in Madrid full of whores,
two in Valencia, a villa full of cocaine in the Dominican Republic,
and the Civil Guard hot on my heels.
End of transcript · 85 words · machine translated
Original transcript (spanish)
Bueno, tú, no tienes novio. No, no, no, yo no sé. Es que no me meto. Porque te ríes. Me llamo José Luis Ábalos.
Ese maricón, no. Yo. Eso es. Estos son mis amigos Pedro y Santos. Nos hemos ido de fiesta, nos hemos drogado
y hemos follado más que media Unión Europea junta. Tengo cinco pisos en Madrid llenos de putas, dos en Valencia, una villa llena de cocaína en República Dominicana, y a la Guardia Civil pisándome los talones.
