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Critique of Messi's Champions League Performance
You know what? I nailed it.
Since the age of 30…
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes.
Since the age of 30, he was retired from winning a Champions League.
And is that what happened?
He hasn't sniffed a Champions League since he was 30.
That's it, Tomás, right there.
I'll bring up the challenge, and the only time he won was with eight penalties.
The player in history who has taken the most penalties
in World Cup history.
And they keep gifting him penalties. For shots from outside.
Get on your knees.
A failure in the Champions League since 2015, face it, the eight against Bayern, the three against Roma with Manolas, the four against PSG, once again, a failure, a failure, a failure, kneel, all of you, for not having the courage to say it, the Botafumeiro, you are all Messi's Botafumeiro, bootlickers, you are all Messi's bootlickers,
that you are all Messi's incense burners."
And I am a free man.
On your knees before him.
The Botafumeiro doesn't work for me like it does for you.
I am a free thinker and it works for me, they don't fool me.
That's why I know deep down they say, "Why won't this guy just shut up?"
Because I know all his blunders by heart.
All of Messi's blunders.
Tell that to the Barça fans,
waiting for him year after year in the Champions League, and there was no way.
One embarrassment after another, with Buffon's Juve,
with Manolas and Roma, with Bayern's eight.
With the four from Liverpool with substitutes, with the four from PSG and Mbappé's hat-trick,
in your face, and I can't know, that is Messi, a failure in his 30s in the Champions League.
Say it for real, whether they like it or not, and without gifted penalties.
Out of Europe, that's you, Messi.
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Original transcript ()
¿Sabes lo que está? Que lo clavé. Desde los 30 años... Miradme a los ojitos, miradme a los ojitos. Desde los 30 años estaba retirado para ganar una Champions. ¿Y es lo que ha pasado?
Que no ha leído una Champions desde que tenía 30 años. Ahí, ahí, Tomás, ahí. Yo saco la reta, y la única vez que ha ganado con 8 penaltis. El jugador de la historia que ha tirado más penaltis en la historia de los mundiales.
Y le siguen regalando penaltis. Para los tiros de fuera. Toma las rodillas. Un fracasado en la Champions del 2015, asumirlo, a los 8 del Bayern, los 3 de la Roma de Manola, los 4 del PSG, otra vez, fracasado, un fracasado, un fracasado, arrodearlos todos, por no tener el valor de decirlo, el Botafumeiro, que sois todos el Botafumeiro de Messi, pelotaris, que sois unos pelotaris de Messi, que sois todos el Botafumeiro de Messi". Y yo soy un hombre libre.
A rodillas de él. Yo me sirve el Botafogo para vosotros. Yo soy un libre pensador y a mí me sirve, no me engañan. Por eso sé que el fondo dice, este tío, ¿por qué no se callará? Porque todos sus gazapos me los sé de memoria.
Todos los gazapos de Messi. Díselo a la gente del Barça, esperándole un año tras otro con la Champions, y no había manera. Un ridículo tras otro, con la Juve de Buffon, con Manolo Asilarroma, con los ocho del Bayern.
Con los cuatro Liverpool consuplentes, con los cuatro del PSG y a Hat-tri-en-papé, in your face, and I can't know, ese es Messi, un fracasado de los 30 años en la Champions. Dígelo de verdad, le pesa que le pese, y sin penaltis regalados. Out of Europe, ese eres tú, Messi.
