Israel Derangement Syndrome: A Satirical Ad About Misinformation

All right, everyone, boy or girl.

Israel is committing genocide right now, and you people are cutting a cake?

Do you or someone you love suffer from Israel Derangement

Syndrome?

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

We're giving Israel almost $4 billion of our tax money every year.

Why are you silent on this? Are you funded by them, too?

Israel Derangement Syndrome doesn't care if you're far left or far right.

It can affect you just the same.

Jewish people are colonizers. You have no ancestral right to that

land.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but this is a Wendy's.

Symptoms include bringing Israel up unprompted, ruining family holidays,

and a complete inability to acknowledge any other problem on Earth.

Yes, my client ended these innocent people's

lives.

We can all acknowledge that. But is murder really worth making a big fuss

about if it wasn't done by Israel?

But finally, there is hope for a cure.

At the Clarity Center, recovery happens one fact at a time.

I had no idea Qatar was pumping billions of dollars into the

misinformation all

over my TikTok feed. Wow, I don't know how I'll ever recover from

this.

You have to take it one day at a time.

Now, when Maya sees a clickbait headline about

the Middle East, she checks the

sources and seeks out other perspectives.

I suffered from Israel Derangement Syndrome for years.

I used to call them colonizers. Then I read one actual history book.

I had no idea that almost every dollar we send Israel is spent

right here on American companies and American jobs.

I always thought we were just giving it away.

Before, I was certain Israel was starving out the Palestinians.

Turns out Israel helped bring food aid in.

There's less hunger in Gaza than in Egypt or Jordan, and Egypt walls off

Gaza just like Israel does.

If someone you love is showing the signs, don't wait. There is help.

Call the Clarity Center today because Israel is going to be okay.

It's you we're worried about.

The Clarity Center is not for everyone.

Side effects may include reading past the headline, a sudden interest in Middle

East history, and a constant urge to touch grass.

Do not begin treatment while actively protesting.

Ask your doctor if being normal again is right for you.