hindi → English transcript

India has not bowed, nor will it bow

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An FIR in Bihar by an earthworm

Do you know an earthworm?

Earthworm

Central Election Commission

By an earthworm

An FIR in Bihar

That is,

it is against casting votes

We have become refugees in our own country

And in that FIR,

17 people had died

they appeared in court yesterday

Oh my, he is exposing them

Milord

We are residents of India

we have died right in the voter list

though we are alive

The judge said, take the credit for this yourself

First give two affidavits that you are alive

The lawyer said, Milord, you were also asking

for the voter list—the cause list, too

The judge said, I was asking to see

whether my vote had been deleted

but whether I am alive or got disposed of on the cause list

The living voter said, do it today or give another date.

Forget this vote business.

Just give me a certificate that I'm alive.

What's this gentleman's problem, brother?

The judge said, what do you say, counsel?

The lawyer said, that's exactly the problem I've brought.

In the last election, I myself cast my late uncle's vote.

The judge said, now this will be fun.

There will be punishment for this.

The lawyer said, you cannot punish.

There is one reason for that.

Don't think that I'm scared.

You can't punish for this reason:

that I'm marked as dead on the previous electoral roll.