Dog Chasing and Car Selling Tips

The other day I came through here and you chased me.

This time, you're still chasing me, still chasing me.

Today, I have to make you

show me that bad habit of yours.

Damn, damn, you came right up

and started circling around here.

This dog is way too cocky.

Damn, damn, damn.

Now you know to run home.

No way. Your owner has already

been taken away by me to play cards.

My Dao-ge, my Dao-ge.

My Dao-ge, my Dao-ge.

Weren't you great at chasing just now?

This afternoon, let me

see how good you are at chasing.

Dao-ge, Dao-ge, Dao-ge, Dao-ge.

Damn, damn, you even

drifted on me. Fuck.

- My Dao-ge.

- My Dao-ge.

This dog is just too cunning.

It keeps squeezing through gaps between cars.

It's okay, my Dao. Today, even if your dad comes

he won't be able to save you.

Makka Pakka.

Makka Pakka, Makka Pakka, Makka Pa.

Damn, damn, it went under the cars again.

Hey, hey, hey.

You even made a tank turn on me.

Now give me a little loop around the pole.

But lately, these

chain cars on the market have really become more and more common.

A while back, I changed cars too.

Then I put my 2021

BMW Five Series on Guazi

and sold it to an individual for 223,000,

ten percent more than the dealers offered.

I heard the buyer also saved

more than 5,000 off the market price.

Why can Guazi help owners sell for more

while buyers spend less?

Because Guazi lets individuals sell to individuals,

with no markups at every level.

The money that would have been taken

by middlemen goes back into both parties' pockets.

If you want to sell or buy a car,

I strongly recommend Guazi. Individuals selling to individuals,

owners sell for more, buyers spend less.

This dog is really too good at circling around.

Good, Dao-ge. Dao—Dao-ge.

Buddy, you can't drift here.

Drift again and I'll smack your face with a rock.

It really is just

too good at circling around. You're too good at it.

This dog is really too smart.

It keeps staying by the wall, walking by the wall.

Useless. Staying by the wall is useless too.

I'll still catch up to you.

I—you made another turn on me. This dog is

really too cunning.

Damn, damn, damn.

Still trying to circle around me.

It runs way too fast.

Damn, damn, another turn.

It can really run too well.

After this trip, I'll have to

get my car serviced.

They're playing cards over there.

You almost knocked their table over.

You were practically

trying to flip their table over.

Damn, damn, it ran off again.

He's just way too fast.

It's useless, useless. My car only does zero to 100 in

four seconds.

You're simply no match for him.

Damn, he came back around to me again.

You can really run, huh?

I've driven so hard that

my car's almost in thermal protection.

I'll pull ahead of him.

He's got too much free time. You—

You, you, what did you secretly eat at home today?

You've been running in circles all the way.

Hey, good dog.

Damn, look at you staring at the ground.

You're such a hardhead.

Guys, we won't go in

there. It's someone's burial ground.

We'll go around the side

and see if we can find him.

This dog has a bell around its neck,

so we can hear it from far away.

Hey, hey, hey. Seriously, bro.

I need him to wear down

my next set of brake pads.

You're even crawling under the car.

Let's get a close-up of him.

He wore me out today, too.

Come on, weren't you great at chasing?

Come on, give me a bark.

Give me a bark. You don't even dare bark.

Are you going to chase

cars again or not?

He's completely scared now.

Come on, help me advertise.

I'll let you off today. Guazi Used Cars,

person-to-person sales,

sellers earn more, buyers spend less.