Transcript · Japanese → English
Japanese → English transcript
Huh? Can I smell it? Then…
No, you can’t.
Then you haven’t washed it, right? I have washed it! I have!
I really have washed it! So, can I smell it?
No, smelling it is weird! People hate that, you know!
Then, then, did you wash it? Really?
Yeah, I washed it a ton! So, can I smell it?
No! Uh, um…
I am going to have the manager smell it.
Stop it already! Hey, that is not okay.
That is a new kind of power harassment.
Hey, seriously, this…
Are these really washed? All of them? They are washed, they are.
They are Japanese people, you know. True.
Really?
Ah, it stinks! This really stinks.
You did not wash it!
There is no way you washed this!
You did not wash this one either, right?
Please let me smell it once.
I washed it!
I washed this! I washed it like crazy!
I washed it!
Then, can I smell it? Yeah, go ahead, smell it.
Well, it does stink though.
It smells like an old grandpa’s head.
Hey, let us just throw this out.
Let us at least throw out one trash bag.
This is for the trash bag, right?
Yeah, trash bag. Let us stuff this full today.
What is in here? Did you get this from someone?
What did you get from someone?
Cookies.
Are you going to eat that?
You are taking it home?
I do not want it, that was excavated from your house.
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Original transcript (Japanese)
何? 嗅いでいい?じゃあ いや、ダメ じゃあ、洗ってないよね? 洗ってるから!洗ってる! ほんとに洗ってるから! じゃあ、嗅いでいい? いや、嗅ぐのおかしいじゃん!嫌がるやつだからね、それ!
じゃあ、じゃあ、洗ったの?ほんとに いや、めっちゃ洗った! じゃあ、嗅いでもいい? ダメ! いや、あの マネージャーさんに嗅がすから いや、もうやめなよ!お前、ダメだぞ、それ
新しいタイプのパワハラだぞ、それ ねえ、これほんとにさ 洗ってるやつなの?全部 洗ってる、洗ってる 日本の人だってよ 確かに ほんとは?
あっ、くっさ!くっさよ、これ 洗ってないよ! 洗ったわけないじゃん! これも洗ってないでしょ? 一回嗅がしてみてください
洗った! これを洗った!めちゃくちゃ洗った! 洗いました! じゃあ、嗅いでいいの? いいよ、嗅いでみな いや、くさいですけど
おじいちゃんの頭のにおいがする ねえ、なんか捨てようよ ゴミ袋1個だけ捨てましょう これ、ゴミ袋でしょ? はい、ゴミ袋 これでパンパンにしよう、今日は
この中は?これ、もらったの? これ、誰か何をもらったの? クッキー 食べるの?それ 持って帰る?
いらないよ、あんたん家から発掘されたもんな
