Transcript · Igbo → English
Igbo → English transcript
The thing that made me keep thinking about how women look
Nigeria and South Africa all the time. This thing we’re dipping into, this big place here,
keep hustling. How is it going, platter? What do you know. South African girls, are you sure these ones are even worth it?
Just buy her one bottle of beer, you tap her a little and she is ready. It makes me wonder why men do not marry them. Come and marry them, in Nigeria you give women the bill. Father’s bill, mother’s bill,
relatives’ bill. I paid for my aunties,
I paid school fees, I paid for my aunties’ school. But in South Africa, it is cheap. Do you understand? The girls too. Girls as in, extra fine girls. Really hot girls. There are levels here. You come to Nigeria and brag. You come to South Africa, you will see girls, fine girls. Extremely fine girls. Look at this. As in, you do not use them to joke. Men, tell them, “Baby, come, let me buy…
Give him two bottles of beer. Let him go with it. But give him chips and Coke. He will still finish it. I am telling you, there is nothing anyone will owe you at Yellow.
So now there is no one who dared touch your husband here, you begged for your in-laws to come and eat. E weeee.
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Original transcript (Igbo)
Ihe mere m ji nọrọ -eche uche ọdịdị ụmụ nwanyị Nigeria nke South Africa oge niile. Ihe a anyị -abịanyụ mmiri, oke ebe a, too hustling. How e dey go platter? Ihe ka ka ị ma. Ụmụaka South Africa, ị sure ndị a dịkwa ugwo? Just zụọrọ ya one bottle of beer, ị pịa rị rị ime. M -eme wonder why ụmụ nwoke anaghị alụ ha ube. Bịa lụọ ha, Nigeria unu -enye ụmụ nwanyị bill. Bill mpa, bill nne, bill relation. Zụọrọ m ụmụ nne m,
kwụọrọ m ụgwọ school, zụọrọ m ụmụ nne m school. Mana South Africa, ọ -efu. Ị ghọtaghị? Ụmụaka kwa o. Ụmụaka as in, ụmụaka sapra. Ụmụaka dị sam. Ebe a nwere levels. Unu bịa Nigeria unu -eku. Unu bịa South Africa, kọrọ hụ ụmụaka, ụmụ sam. Asampete ụmụaka. Le kwanu ihe a. As in, adịghị eji ha eme. Ụmụ nwoke sị ha gwanụ ha, baby bịa ka m zụọrọ gị two bottle of beer. Ya esoro ya gawa. Ma ọ chips and coke. Ọ gwụchaa kwa. M gwa unu, onweghị ihe onye ọbụla -arọrọ gị yelo. Enwezị onye ji zere di gị ebe a, gị chọọ sọ gị rie aka. E weeee.
