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Discussion on Witchcraft and Alchemy
她是你丈夫，不过 他是不是对巫术感兴趣？
不，他喜欢炼金术。
呃，嗯。
他更像是个术士。 我谨代表 Amy，想要，呃，
感谢魔鬼和所有那些
黑暗领主，他们——
别说什么魔鬼之类的
……把这个奖颁给了她，还有——
别说什么魔鬼之类的
……让她大肆享用——
为什么这个女人每次拿到麦克风， 都感觉像是在举行
仪式？这段颁奖视频里， 她在感谢魔鬼和
恶魔。还记得这些颁奖礼吗？ 她当时身上那股诡异的气场，看起来 像是
她
在台上卡顿失灵？ 所有人都说是礼服出了问题，
但看看
她的眼睛。 从 NBC 时代起，她就一直自称女巫。
NBC时代。
而且很有意思，他们总是把这说得 像是在开玩笑。
观众席里的每个人都在笑， 但这正是高明之处。
如果你表现得像个女巫， 人们会以为那只是角色，但是
如果你
真的在直播中进行仪式， 谁会来阻止你？
这些年，有太多她的视频片段 重新浮出水面。
那些片段相当令人不安， 但她不是唯一一个。
外面还有其他人。
黑暗的力量，淫荡与
下流的力量啊，请降临于我， 只有你能想象出这些行为，因为你是 个
妓女。
你一直把自己描述成 非常有女巫气质的人。
嗯。
你第一次意识到自己 有女巫气质，是什么时候？
一出生就是。
是啊。
我，呃——
我相信
……我是以一种邪恶的、呃，形态出生的 。 我直接被吐到了墙上。
头上还戴着一顶小小的帽子。
真的？你出生时戴着一顶， 一顶女巫帽？
我真的是戴着一顶帽子出生的，女巫 帽。
骑在扫帚上。
你甚至看不见我的身体。我 整个人都被塞进了帽子里。
哇。
人们以为你在《公园与游憩》里 演的是你自己，
但这是真的吗，
你其实在《阿加莎》里 演的也是你自己？
当然。
对。
那是我经历过的最模糊界线的时刻— —
嗯，对
……就是我拿着那把匕首的时候。
在树林里？
对。
那一段太离谱了。
简直疯了。
说到观众对那部剧的反应， 聊聊你的女巫脑袋。
聊聊你的——
我知道，我的宝贝脑袋们就爱那玩意 儿
……宝贝女巫。抱歉。
它们叫宝贝脑袋。
你身上有种感觉，就好像 天生自带女巫气质。
嗯。
正如你所说，你很早就被 这样称呼了。
嗯。
比如——
女人在任何年龄都可以做任何事。 你想成为什么样的人？
我不知道。
我知道，选择太多的时候 确实很难。
你在这里见过什么工作， 觉得自己可能想尝试一下
有朝一日做吗？
我不知道。
酷。
不可思议。
问题是，我甚至不知道自己 是在参加试镜。
你只是在做你自己。
我不知道自己在哪里。 我坐在地上，
然后把所有的灯都关掉
点上一支蜡烛， 然后在黑暗中拆我的信。
我不知道自己在哪里。是真的——
呃——
……大多数时候
……顺便问一下， 在你脑海上方的那个
是男的还是女的？
两个都是。
哦。
呃，而且他们总是在吵架。 其实是后面那个在想，我
有一个秘密。
你是不是在服药？ 某种，呃——
哦，我在吃某——哦，不是。这次不是。
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Original transcript (English)
Is your husband, but is he into witchcraft? No, he's into alchemy. Uh, uh-huh. He's, uh, more like a warlock. On behalf of Amy, I'd like to, um, thank the devil and all the
dark lords who- Don't do the devil stuff ... gave her this award and- Don't do the devil stuff ... allowed her to feast on the-
Why is it every time this woman gets a mic it feels like a ritual? This award clip, she's thanking devils and demons. Remember these awards, that weird energy where she looked like she was glitching out on stage? Everyone said it was a dress issue,
but look at the eyes. She's been calling herself a witch since the NBC days. And it's funny how they always make it out like it's a joke. Everyone in the audience is laughing, but that's the genius of it.
If you act like a witch, people think it's just a character, but if you're actually doing rituals on a live broadcast, who's gonna stop you? There's just so many clips that have resurfaced of her over the years. They are pretty disturbing, but she's not the only one.
There's others out there. Come to me powers of darkness, powers of whoredoms and slutness, behaviors that only you can imagine 'cause you're a whore. You've always described yourself as being very witchy.
Mm. When was the first moment that you noticed your witchiness? Right out of the womb. Yeah. I, um-
I believe that ... came out in an evil, um, formation. I was spat right against the wall. Tiny little hat on. You did? You came out in a, in a witch hat? I literally came out in a hat, witch hat.
On a broom. You couldn't even see my body. I was just shoved all the way in the hat. Wow. People think that you were playing yourself in Parks and Rec, but is it true that
you were actually playing yourself in Agatha? Of course. Yeah. The most blurred the lines have ever gotten for me- Mm-hmm. Yeah
... when I was h- holding the dagger. In the woods? Yeah. That part was bananas. It was crazy.
And response to that show, talk about your hag heads. Talk about your- I know, my baby heads love that shit ... baby hags. Sorry. They're called baby heads.
There's something about you that, like, you organically have a witch vibe. Mm. As you said, you were called that early on. Mm. Like, what-
Age women can be anything. What do you wanna be? I don't know. I know it's hard when there are so many options. Is there any job you've seen around here that you think you might wanna try to do someday?
I don't know. Cool. Incredible. The thing is, I didn't even know I was auditioning. You were just being you.
I didn't know where I was. I sit on the ground, and then I turn all the lights off and light a candle and then I open my mail in the dark. I don't know where I am. It's true- Um-
... most of the time ... is it a guy or a girl up there for you, by the way? Both. Oh.
Um, and they're always fighting. That's actually thinking back there that I have a secret. Are you, are you on medication? Some sort of, uh- Oh, I'm on s- oh, no. Not this time.
