hebrew → English transcript

Meanwhile, while Israel is fighting on several fronts,

Dan is fighting on another front, you've managed to stir up a crazy mess here with the Turks.

It was a joke.

They're not, apparently they're not as important as we are.

It really was a joke, look at this.

It was a joke.

Let's see for a sec.

In the quarterfinals, we were tied with Hamas, we won on penalties.

We advanced to the semi-finals, we beat Iran,

We trounced Iran,

And in the final, we have Turkey.

It really was a joke,

I could have said Turkey, I could have said Egypt,

I could have said any other country,

Turkey just slipped out.

Why, why, why rile them up so much?

Because of such blatant shallowness?

Because they didn't understand it was a joke.

Now I'll tell you the truth,

If they've already taken the joke seriously,

So let's be completely serious then.

What do you suggest?

30 years ago, I would only vacation in Turkey.

If you remember, we used to travel to

I don't quite remember 30 years ago.

Yes, but they remember it,

That we used to vacation only in Turkey,

We used to go to their big clubs,

All-inclusive, they called it.

And then all the terror attacks happened here,

And they're such hypocrites,

The Turks, they always take the Arab side,

And they're always against us,

They hate us deep down,

But when it's a bit quiet,

It's messages from Turks,

Look how many.

Look, all these are from the blue dots,

Look how many messages.

Thousands of messages, from Turks.

And what are they telling you in these messages,

That you're not

Fuck Israel, fuck you.

Wow, that's headline news in Turkey.

But listen, listen,

They're such hypocrites,

They're really hypocritical towards us.

Every time there's some conflict,

Arab-Israeli, they're against us.

Every time it's quiet,

And then it's all, 'Hey, come to our clubs,'

'Come eat at our places,'

'We have the best shawarma,'

So I want to tell them,

We're sick of their fakes,

Even the clothes they sell us are fakes,

And their own phoniness too,

They're the most hypocritical country towards Israel.