Transcript · English → Chinese
Dark Humor in a Comedic Dialogue
然后鼓掌。
饥荒。
饥荒。
古拉格的笑声。饥荒。
古拉格的笑声。我们在笑。
同志。最后鼓一次掌。
嘿，帅哥。
我杀的人可能没别人多， 但我是这帮人里最性感的一个。
对吧，古拉加？
奥古斯托·皮诺切特来了。
每次都奏效， 而且幸好这次我没逮到你
对着
你的瑞安·高斯林海报自慰。
你不能开这种玩笑。 你知道我害怕直升机。
等你看到刚刚出现在 客厅里的人，就知道了。
怎么了，贱人？
你还要像个共产主义 宝宝一样闹别扭多久？
我没闹别扭。
好，行。
所以，其实，
我觉得我们得改变 谁是老大的规则。
你真想再谈这个？ 这是正义与真相的问题。
看着你拿着八千万趾高气扬，太不公 平了。
我们是共产主义者。 我们他妈根本不在乎正义
或真相。
哦， 你那副自作聪明的佛教
僧人做派真让我火大。
我打败过纳粹。听见没？ 我把纳粹揍趴下了。
好吧，你说得对。你打败了纳粹， 我没有，但至少
我从没跟他们上过床。
呃，别转移话题。
要是我操了你妈， 然后马上把她从火场里救出来，
你会感谢
我，还会忘了我用春卷让她爬上 窗帘这回事吗？
我的意大利面要凉了。
喂，混蛋们。
抱歉，伙计， 我们试着阻止他过来，
但他虽然个子小，却真的
很强壮。
所以是你主张把我 踢出团队的？
不。你怎么会这么说？ 你知道我一直把你当成一个
亚洲裔
兄弟，对吧？ 格瓦拉告诉我，你说我
在毁掉这个团体的形象。
真的？哦，等等， 我忘了喂古拉加。待会儿再说。
我留下。 我一直很喜欢功夫电影。
有什么问题吗，假兄弟？ 柬埔寨配不上你，是吧？
你这辈子能不能说一次 真话，还是会伤到你屁股？
你想听真话？
其实，我嫉妒你。
这下你听到了。
我嫉妒你，因为即使在一个小小的 国家里，
你让共产主义大放异彩，没人
比得上你。
你让人民挨饿， 又铲除政敌，
真是伟大的艺术。
我觉得你是我们中最棒的。
这才是我兄弟。
他是头野兽，所以他才是老大。
我打败了纳粹。
今晚是你的主场。
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Original transcript (English)
And clap. Famine. Famine. Gulag laughter. Famine. Gulag laughter. We're laughing.
Comrade. One last clap. Hey, handsome. I may not have killed as many people as the others, but I'm the sexiest one in the crew. Right, Gulaga? Augusto Pinochet is here.
Works every time, and luckily this time I don't catch you jerking off to your Ryan Goslin poster. You don't make that kind of joke. You know I'm terrified of helicopters. And wait till you see who just showed up in the living room.
What's up, bitch? You gonna keep sulking like a communist baby for long? I'm not sulking. Okay, cool. So actually,
I think we need to change the rules of who's the boss. You really wanna go over this again? It's a matter of justice and truth. Watching you strut around with your 80 million, that's not fair. We're communists. We don't give a shit about justice or truth.
Oh, you piss me off with your wise Buddhist monk act. I beat the Nazis. You hear that? I kicked the Nazis' ass. Okay, you're right. You beat the Nazis and I didn't, but at least I never slept with them.
Uh, don't change the subject. If I fucked your mother and right after I saved her from a fire, would you thank me and forget I made her climb the curtains with my spring roll? My spaghetti's getting cold.
Yo, motherfuckers. Sorry, man, we tried to stop him from coming, but even if he's small, he's really strong. So you're the one who pushed to kick me out of the crew?
No. Why would you say that? You know I've always thought of you as an Asian brother, right? Guevara told me you said I was ruining the group's image. Is that true? Oh, wait, I forgot to feed Gulaga. Later.
I'm staying. I've always loved kung fu movies. So what's the problem, fake brother? Cambodia isn't good enough for you, huh? Could you for once in your life tell the truth, or would that hurt your ass? You want the truth? Actually, I'm jealous of you.
There. I'm jealous because even in a tiny country, you made communism shine like nobody else. The way you starved your people and wiped out your opponents,
that was great art. I think you're the best of us. That's my brother. He's a beast. That's why he's the boss. I beat the Nazis.
Tonight's gonna be your night.
