Chinese → English transcript

Weren’t you gonna set me up with a guy?

My head really took a hit, oh my god. I already found one for you. Where is it,

where’d you put it, huh, right here, huh? If this really breaks, you’ll have to pay

for all of it.

Then let me introduce someone to you, give him to you.

Stop laughing, I swear, this time I’ll introduce you to someone really good.

What do you think of him? I— I can’t. Just look at him once, I can’t,

I can’t, you can’t, I can’t, I can’t.

So damn handsome

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahaha