English → Spanish transcript
Muchas gracias.
Gracias por esas
amables palabras,
eh, Markwayne.
Gracias a Jim O'Neill,
a Tom Zsadzny,
a Marty Makary,
y también a Wendy.
Gracias por eso,
por compartir
tu historia.
Eh, es con gran pesar que
estoy anunciando
que los teóricos de la conspiración tenían razón otra vez.
Las vacunas de ARNm contra el COVID causaron una lista interminable de daños,
incluidos… incluidos,
pero no limitados, a
cáncer turbo, insuficiencia cardíaca, coagulación extrema de la sangre y quizá a la
homosexualidad.
Eh, eso es un problema de qué vino primero, la gallina o el huevo,
que aún, eh, aún estamos investigando.
Las implicaciones son
considerables.
Y… no hay una
manera fácil de
decir esto.
Anthony Fauci
es un duende.
Y si no eras
gay antes de
ponerte la vacuna,
hay una enorme
posibilidad
de que tu repentino deseo de maratonear el canal Bravo y ver mítines de
Tim Walz no es
un accidente.
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Original transcript (English)
Thank you very much. Thank you for those kind words, uh, Markwayne. Thank you very much. Thank you for those kind words, uh, Markwayne. Thank you to Jim O'Neill, Thank you to Jim O'Neill, to Tom Zsadzny, to Marty Makary,
and to Wendy as well. Thank you for that, for sharing your story. Thank you for that, for sharing your story. Uh, it's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing that Uh, it's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing that
the conspiracy theorists were right again. COVID mRNA vaccines caused a litany of injuries including... including but not limited to turbo cancer, including but not limited to turbo cancer, heart failure, extreme blood clotting, and perhaps gayness.
Um, that's a chicken and egg problem that we're still, um, we're still investigating. Um, that's a chicken and egg problem that we're still, um, we're still investigating. The implications are substantial. And... there's no easy way to say this. there's no easy way to say this.
Anthony Fauci is a goblin. Anthony Fauci is a goblin. And if you weren't gay prior to taking the vaccine, And if you weren't gay prior to taking the vaccine, there's a massive chance that your sudden desire to binge the Bravo channel
there's a massive chance that your sudden desire to binge the Bravo channel isn't an accident. isn't an accident.
